The Jeff Dunham Show Page #3
Season #1 Episode #3- Year:
- 2009
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(cheering)
Jeff:
Walter, i-i really enjoyed that.Walter:
Thank you.Jeff:
When's your next tech minute?Walter:
Uh, it's been postponed.Jeff:
Why? The slide projector broke.Sweet Daddy Dee:
Yo, stay tuned to see me take Dunhamsomewhere he ain't never been and then peanut's purple ass gets a little bling on the side. i just hope it's legal.
Jeff:
All right. please welcome my long-time manager, Sweet Daddy Dee.(cheering)
Sweet Daddy Dee:
Hey! hey, what's up, y'all?Jeff:
What's up, sweet daddy?Sweet Daddy Dee:
What did you say?Jeff:
I said, "what's up?"Sweet Daddy Dee:
You know, when you say, "what's up?" it sounded like (British accent): "good afternoon, my good fellow."Jeff:
I'm not that white.Sweet Daddy Dee:
Oh, dude, you are so white, you're whiter than center iceat a hockey game. You're so white, asians try to eat you
with chopsticks. You're so white, you think wonder bread
is soul food. You're so white, folks who play Hackey sack are like, "damn, that dude is white."
you're like Al Sharpton's negative.
Jeff:
Sweet Daddy doesn't think i have enough African American fans.Sweet Daddy Dee:
Enough! you don't have any black fans, dawg. But, i tried to get you some, starting at my barber shop. roll the damn clip.Sweet Daddy Dee:
Yo, what's up, my brothers and sisters? Ha, ha!Jeff:
Howdy, folks.Sweet Daddy Dee:
Shh! just let me do the talking. So, who here has heard of my man, Jeff Dunham?(Silence)
Sweet Daddy Dee:
Exactly. well, now little Jeff here has a big new show on Comedy Central, so to make sure black America tunes in, i wanted you to meet him and see that he's the most hilarious man in the universe. Go on and make all these nice black folks laugh.Jeff:
Okay. (Clears throat) Well, hi, everybody. Well, i- i got a really bad sunburn the other day, and, um, don't you hate when that happens? So, any civil war buffs here?Sweet Daddy Dee:
No, no, no, no, Jeff. Do the funny ones. Yeah.
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