The Interview Page #3

We're the people, give us the sh*t.

Mangfa, mangia. "

I wanted to cover actual news...

...not Nicki Minaj's vagina

flopping out at the Grammys.

- You don't like brown sugar?

- Nothing to do with that.

I can't keep doing this, okay?

We have to change!

Fine.

- Are you serious right now?

- Yeah.

- Do you promise you'll do this?

- If you promise you'll never leave.

- If you promise, I promise.

- Same time.

- One, two, three. Promise.

- Promise.

- Okay.

- Okay. That's all we had to say.

- Don't put me through that,

- Fine. Okay.

I hate it when we fight.

No, this is not a joke, okay?

- I think you're being condescending.

- Look, look, look.

One sec.

Shut up, I'm on the phone, okay?

Dude. The f***, man'?!

That was John Kerry's office.

Forget that oak tree-looking f***.

This tops it.

The Times printed it about North Korea.

Read the bottom.

After all the death-camp sh*t.

"Although Kim Jong-un

rallies his people...

...with cries for the destruction

of the United States of America...

...he is known to be an avid consumer

of American entertainment.

His favorite shows

are The Big Bang Theory..."

Arld...?

"...and Skylark Tonight."

This is great!

This is what you were talking about!

I interview this guy.

Are you joking? He's the most

reclusive leader on the planet.

He lives in North Korea.

We carft go there.

Dave Skylark."

...gets in anywhere.

Do you remember that club?

Three-month waiting list. First night.

I don't think

it's quite the same thing.

- There were a lot of Asian girls there.

- it's impossible, Dave.

Here's what we'll do.

We're gonna do that interview.

Everyone is gonna take you

super-duper seriously.

- And then you're never gonna leave me.

- North Korea's in the Olympics, right?

I bet they have an office to communicate

with the Olympic Committee...

...so there's probably some infrastructure

for communicating through that.

- Those wheels are turning.

- If I leave a message for that office...

...then maybe, if they're a fan,

that can actually work.

We could interview

the most famous man on the planet.

Guys, some pictures just came out...

...where it looks like

McConaughey's f***ing a goat.

- McConaughey goat f***?

- McConaughey goat f***.

We obviously have to have him on

to do that.

So put that together.

But we're doing this North Korea thing.

- First thing tomorrow.

- Book him!

- Get him! Get the goat!

- On him.

Get the goat!

I got some questions for that goat.

This is Aaron Rapapon

from Skylark Tonight.

We heard your Supreme Leader

is a fan of our show...

...and wed love to have him on.

Please get back to me.

I'm about to head into a meeting,

but H! be around in the momfng.

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