The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Page #4

What?

Punch me in the face as hard as you can.

Not gonna do that.

Of course.

Sometime the roles we're force to play in life are difficult to understand.

Like your mother Dorothy...

Who for the good of sailors everywhere

lived the life of a whore.

Whorothy, that's what they called her.

Surrender whorothy!

You're not in Kansas anymore, whorothy.

No,No,No,No.

Jesus!

Is that a real plant?

That looked like a real punch.

It's OK!

I've already forgiven him.

I provoked him, in the weakest pain body.

Wow, that swelled up pretty quick.

Better let the pressure off.

Better.

Seems like there's something in there.

Let me just...

I wonder what this could be?

It's the card!

Oh thats nuts!

As it was in the beginning...

so shall it be in the end.

I tried to warn them.

That's crazy man.

No, No!

Hello, I haven't seen you around.

I don't beleive I have had the pleasure.

We caught your thing out on the street, and uh...

it was disgusting, pretty good.

Good, bad...

I don't eat from that tree.

Hey, any chance I could get you to sign something for me?

Oh, I don't ususally sign autographs but i suppose i can make an acception.

It's a release form.

Just in case we caught you in the background.

I don't want to pixelate your face.

Do I need to sign a release form?

No I can just pixelate your face.

So anywho, we have a show over at Ballys...

And I could get you some comps if you would like to take a look at our acts.

We do this one trick its a man head lady body.

Tell you what...

Pretend I''m still here and tell me all about it.

From Chicago "Brain rapist"

The world record for stairing was 24 hours.

but I've been doing it for over 3 days now.

And frankly I'm bored.

So I'm gonna spice things up with a little pepper spray.

Bring it.

You see me blinking?

I'm not blinking

For a very long time.

He's like a god, a god of pepper spray.

He certainly is not human.

He broke the record!

Here at Ballys, you'll be pamperd like an enormous baby.

There's a hair dryer and ironing board in every room.

And if you like steak houses.

You'll love Ballys signature steak house.

Ballys steakhouse.

And after dinner check out The Incredible Burt and Anton.

In their own Burt and Anton Theatre.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.

And I'm Anton Marvelton.

Of course you already knew that.

In order to achieve this incredible feat of impossibility...

We will need a female volunteer from the audience

who will that be?

Who will the female volunteer be?

Alright.

Nope.

Your a dude.

Yes 2 million dollars.

OK, I'm sorry about that guys.

How are ya?

I am incredible.

Wow, look how big Judus got?

Yeah.

How old is he now?

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