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and he would bring me

flowers and candy.

And then it got really awkward,

because I didn't

know who he was.

And I started just making any excuse

I could to say no

and then one day, out of the blue

he walks in

and he tells me

I'm making a big mistake.

And I didn't know what to say,

because he seemed so convinced.

So I went out with him.

All because he wouldn't

leave you alone?

No.

Because, he knew what

I needed more than I did.

And now look at him.

He goes from dubbing cartoons

to international banking.

It's currency exchange.

Cartoons? Is that what you

call porn these days? Porn?

You're going to have

to excuse Terry as an idiot.

When me and Ritchie

weren't looking

he was using the equipment

to make porn for Adele here.

I don't think there's

anything wrong with it.

I mean, a little porn

is healthy now and then.

You guys are all perverts, okay?

Hey, look at these.

These are our girls.

Ah, look how much they've grown.

That's, um, Anabel,

and that's Betsy.

So beautiful.

Now, Ritchie...

Oh, they're gorgeous.

Yeah.

What's currency exchange?

That's when he watches the

market, like everybody else,

and he looks for trends. Okay.

Like, um, natural

disaster or typhus,

then he takes

advantage of inflation.

And waits.

Is that right?

That's pretty good.

Pretty good.

You got all

the inside information?

No. Vendor makes

the decisions.

He's the one who pays me.

In Valentino suits?

Uh, it's Bloomingdale's.

Hey, this is actually...

This is genuine Chinese silk.

It's nice, right?

Did you pick it out for him?

Absolutely not.

It's a nice shirt, Terry.

Shows off your hair.

Thank you. I spent a lot

of money on this sh*t.

That is pretty awkward.

That was really excellent.

Thanks a lot.

Thank you.

Keep the change.

See us again, sir.

You got dinner? Yeah,

no skin off my nose.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So what do you think?

About what?

Olivia?

She's all right.

What is that supposed to mean?

Uh, you seem happy enough.

I'm happy for you. Okay.

What do you want me to

say? She ain't my type.

Well, I'm sorry you had

to be seen with us.

What's your problem, Dino?

Forgot already?

You couldn't even talk to a girl

unless I made the first move.

I suppose. You're my

best friend, Ritchie.

That's true. So I just

think about you all the time.

I wonder how you're

doing, how your family is.

You know, I used

to take care of you.

Now I have to call your wife

every time I want to see you? Really?

I'm doing great.

All right, that's good. I'm sorry.

Look, I, really, I'm sorry.

It's just that I miss you, you know?

It's okay.

Yeah.

Can I have a hug?

Give me a hug.

A hug? Jesus Christ. Why

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