The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) Page #5

and diabetes mellitus!

Under stress

I could get a severe attack...

that would kill me!

Today is your day...

to be f***ed like the rest of us.

But I'm not gonna do you...

in your stinking ass.

I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole

in your soft kidney tissue.

Belly down!

Death rape!

Death rape! Death rape!

Sh*t, this sh*t feels good.

Death rape! Death rape!

You like that, daddy?

Don't move, here it comes!

- What?

- Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate.

Send him in.

Dwight!

Didn't I fire you?

I'm gonna give you one last chance

and if you don't like what you hear

then I'll quit myself!

Mr. Tom Six! It's so great to meet you.

My name's Daisy.

I was wondering if you could sign

an autograph for me before you go in.

- Sure, babe.

- Thank you.

- You're even more handsome in person.

- Thanks.

Let me show you in.

Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.

Mr. Six, it's nice meet you.

- Hello, sir.

- My name is Dwight Butler.

- This is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss.

- Sir.

Please take a seat.

First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say

congratulations on your movies.

They've become a... a cultural mime.

I mean, there is the "South Park"

episode of the Human Centipede.

And then there's the LA porn parody,

and the cat toys.

I don't have the time for this...

fan sh*t shat.

Well, I'm sorry I'm late.

Prisoner 297 had a heart attack

and I had to resuscitate him again.

But... he's stable now. I...

Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure

'cause I'm a big fan!

Thank you sir.

Well, we are gathered here today.

Glad to investigate the possibility

of applying

Mr. Six's human centipede

idea to our prison.

I mean, is it 100% medically accurate?

This is my desk!

In my headquarters!

At my penitentiary!

Wake up!

We're not in a movie here

playing some idiots!

Well, it is 100% medically accurate.

I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam

and he made a very detailed

operation report for me

and he said he could actually make

a human centipede in his hospital.

I brought the... operation reports

and the drawings...

so maybe you can have a look at that?

- Okay...

- What do you think, doc?

Well, from what I see here, it looks...

- medically accurate.

- You're sure?

You would have to give

anti-rejection medication

and there is always the risk of infection

during the healing process, but...

yeah, I'm sure.

But what about the excretia?

Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated

by outside bacteria

because it would be going

from one digestive tract to another.

So it wouldn't be harmful.

But there wouldn't be

much nutritional value.

On the other hand

if you gave a series of...

injections of fluids with plenty

of vitamins and minerals

I don't see why someone couldn't survive

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