The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Page #3

would say if..

(screaming)

Martin, Martin, no, Martin!

(snarling)

(babbling)

(baby crying)

(snarls)

(coughing)

(whimpering)

Please.

I'll do anything you want.

Please!

I won't tell...

I won't tell no one nothing.

You f***ing...

(screaming)

(shouting indistinctly)

(screaming)

Someone help me!

(muffled thumping)

(cell phone ringing)

(phone keypad beeping)

- Hi, Martin, this is Arianne,

Miss Yennie's manager.

I wanted to confirm

that Miss Yennie is not delayed

and will be landing

this morning

on London's Heathrow Airport

at 6:
00 a.m. your time.

I understand your driver

will be picking her up.

I hope she does

a great audition.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Bye-bye!

- God, I cannot believe

I am here

auditioning for

a Quentin Tarantino film.

My agents are so excited

about this.

I should probably call them,

tell them I landed

and, you know, I'm on my way.

(coughing)

- Have you seen

The Human Centipede?

(coughs quietly)

- I was really drawn

to the film

because of

the medical aspect of it.

If you were a surgeon,

you could actually perform

that surgery.

It's just so scary.

It was so grueling

being on all fours,

so I demanded in my contract

that I had to have

an hour... long massage

every night.

I mean, why would I not

demand that in my contract?

Oh, and the rest of the cast,

we all took showers before we

shot the centipede stuff,

because I mean, you're close

to someone's butt,

and you don't want to smell

anything and...

or, you know, whatever.

I'm kind of a germaphobe.

Um...

(coughing)

Oh, that must be Quentin's car.

(sighs)

Do you have an umbrella?

Because this rain

will ruin my hair.

Okay.

Oh!

(people moaning and screaming)

(shouting indistinctly)

(woman screaming)

(shouting indistinctly)

(groaning)

(sobbing)

(sobbing hysterically)

(eerie music)

(electricity crackling)

(all screaming)

(crowbar thudding)

(teeth cracking)

(groans)

(teeth clinking)

(gurgling)

(sobbing and sniffling)

(heart beating rapidly)

(moaning)

(groans)

(moans)

(screams)

(whimpering)

(sobbing)

(ominous music)

(staple gun clicking)

(all screaming)

(wheezing)

(inhaler hisses)

(distorted classical music)

- Please, please.

Please don't hurt me.

Please.

I'll do everything.

(coughing)

(screams)

(cell phone ringing)

(phone keypad beeping)

- Hello, this Marc from

USA Actors Management again.

Please disregard

my earlier message.

Fortunately, Miss Williams

and Mr. Kitamura

were able to reschedule,

and they're really, really

excited to come to London

for Mr. Tarantino's auditions.

I hope it's still possible.

I'm totally confident

that they're gonna do

very well on this,

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