The Hudsucker Proxy

Synopsis: When Waring Hudsucker, head of hugely successful Hudsucker Industries, commits suicide, his board of directors, led by Sidney Mussberger, comes up with a brilliant plan to make a lot of money: appoint a moron to run the company. When the stock falls low enough, Sidney and friends can buy it up for pennies on the dollar, take over the company, and restore its fortunes. They choose idealistic Norville Barnes, who just started in the mail room. Norville is whacky enough to drive any company to ruin, but soon, tough reporter Amy Archer smells a rat and begins an undercover investigation of Hudsucker Industries.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Production: Warner Home Video
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
53
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG
Year:
1994
111 min
91 Views

[Moses] That's right.

New York. It's 1958.

Anyway, for a few more minutes it is.

Come midnight, it's gonna be 1959.

A whole other feeling. The New Year.

The future.

Yeah, old Daddy Earth's fixin'

to start one more trip round the sun.

Everybody hopin' this ride-around

be a little more giddy,

a little more gay.

Yep, all over town,

champagne corks is a-poppin'.

Over in the Waldorf, the big shots is

dancin' to the strains of Guy Lombardo.

Down in Times Square,

the little folks is a-watchin'

and waitin'for that big ball to drop.

They're all trying to catch hold

of one moment in time,

to be able to say,

"Right now, this is it, I got it."

Of course by then, it'll be past.

But they're all happy.

Everybody havin'a good time.

Well, almost everybody.

There's a few lost souls

floatin'around out there.

Now, if y'all ain't from the city,

we got somethin'here

called the rat race.

Got a way of chewin'folks up

so that they don't want no celebratin'.

Don't want no cheerin' up,

don't care nothin'about no New Years.

Out of hope, out of rope, out of time.

This here's Norville Barnes.

That office he's steppin'out of

is the office of the president

of Hudsucker Industries.

It's his office.

How'd he get so high?

And why's he feelin'so low?

Is he really gonna do it?

Is Norville really gonna

jelly-up the sidewalk?

Well, the future, that's somethin'

you can't never tell about.

But the past...

That's another story.

[Clock chimes]

[Buzzer]

[Executive]... no signs of weakening.

We're up 18%% %

over last year's third quarter gross

and that, needless to say,

is a new record.

Our competition continues to flag

and we continue to take up the slack.

Market share in most divisions

is increasing

and we have opened

seven new regional offices.

Our international division is showing

vigorous signs of upward movement,

and we're looking at

some exciting things in R&D.

[Door bell]

[Gust of wind]

Sub-franchising.

Don't talk to me about sub-franchising.

We're making so much money

in sub-franchising, it isn't even funny.

Our nominees and assigns

continue to multiply and expand,

extending our influence

nationally and abroad.

Our owned-and-operateds are performing

far beyond our expectations,

and the Federal Tax Act of 1958

is giving us a swell write-off...

[gust of wind]

[Muffled voice of executive]

...and our last debenture issue

was this year's fastest seller.

So, third quarter and year to date,

we have set a new record in sales,

a new record in gross,

a new record in pre-tax earnings,

a new record in after-tax profits,

and our stock has split twice

in the past year.

- In short...

- [watch winds]

...we're loaded.

- [Executives chuckle]

[Clears throat]

[Watch ticks]

Mr Hudsucker?

[Car horn]

[Car horn]

[Clock chimes, breaking glass]

[Screams]

- [Splat]

- [Screams]

[Clock chimes]

[Distant siren]

It's a pity to waste

a whole Montecristo.

- He could have opened the window.

- He never did anything the easy way.

But why did he do it?

Everything was going so well.

What am I, a headshrinker?

Maybe he was unhappy.

- He didn't look unhappy.

- Or rich.

Waring Hudsucker was never

an easy man to figure out.

He built this company

with his bare hands.

Every step he took was a step up.

- Except, of course, his last one.

- Sure, he was a swell fella.

But when the president, chairman

and owner of 87%% % of the stock

drops 44 floors...

- 45.

- Oounting the mezzanine.

...then the company, too,

has a problem. Stillson...

What exactly is the disposition

of Waring's stock?

As you know,

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Ethan Coen

Ethan Coen was born on September 21, 1957 in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA as Ethan Jesse Coen. He is a producer and writer, known for No Country for Old Men (2007), True Grit (2010) and The Big Lebowski (1998). He has been married to Tricia Cooke since October 2, 1990. They have two children. more…

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