The Howling: Reborn Page #3

It's not like

I'm incapable of love, Will.

I love the way this dress

hugs my ass.

But commitment?

Well, let's just say

it's more fun being free

and a danger to myself

and others.

Okay, my turn.

You've drawn enough pictures

of me to fill a gallery.

So why is it we've never had

a real conversation until this moment?

The accepted social order

of high school, I guess.

Where do you fit into

the accepted social order?

I don't know.

I just kind of blend into my

environment, avoid the predators.

What are you so scared of?

- You, mostly.

- Well, don't worry.

I don't bite...

much.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I feel weird.

Someone gave me a pill earlier.

Just roll with it.

Where's my glasses?

What's going on?

Come on, Will.

Let go. Let it happen.

We've got to go.

We've got to go.

- No, it's just getting good.

- Come on.

I think I'm seeing things.

Well, like...

Let's just get some fresh air.

Do you remember

where the exit was?

Elliana?

Elliana, is that you?

What is that?

What is that?

Elliana, can you hear me?

Where's the door?

Whoa whoa whoa.

What the hell are you doing?

There's something down there, okay?

There's something down there.

Something, huh?

It's attacking people

and it's not human.

Not human, huh?

Fill that out and under

"Perpetrator ethnicity"

put "Other. "

Will?

Elliana?

Are you okay?

But...

How did you...

how did...

Jesus, kid.

You're high as a kite, aren't you?

You with him?

No.

No.

Wills voice:

Today was not at all what I expected

when I woke up this morning.

But the days that change

your life forever rarely are.

This is gonna be really awkward,

but I need to talk to you

about something.

Okay, please don't tell me

that you've secretly been

in love with me all these years.

- No.

- Oh.

Well, then please carry on.

And here, make yourself useful.

What can you tell me about...

what can you tell me

about werewolves?

Well, considering that three

of my 12 unproduced screenplays

involve lycanthropes of some variety,

I can tell you a lot.

Okay, they don't like

silver bullets, right?

No, they don't like any silver

in their bloodstream

to the point of dying from it.

And the only other way a human can kill

a run-of-the-mill werewolf is by fire.

Have you never seen

a werewolf flick?

Eh, can't blame you.

That's what studios get for casting

geezers in their lead roles.

I mean, if I want to see

people in their 40s

I would just go home

and look at my parents.

Okay, this is just gonna

sound crazy,

but I maybe saw one

at the party last night.

Okay, the party where I assume

it was wild and dark

and you were high on drugs?

Yeah.

So silver and fire, that's it?

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