The Hotel New Hampshire Page #4

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- Hang onto those chairs!

They go nowhere.

Nothing moves here.

Screwed down for life.

Grandpa, I think it's time

to go to bed.

Please, come.

They say it works both ways.

- You can either call in or you can listen.

- Fran, that's not ethical.

Okay, sex check.

I'm gonna try the Texan first.

Nothing.

Now we're gonna try

your girl friend.

Disgusting!

I expected a little something.

You weren't that hot, darling.

Jerk!

Sh*t!

- Staying in shape, huh?

- Sure.

Your pecker's gotta last you

all your life, you know?

Sure.

That breathing gets me.

I don't know whether you're dying

or trying to come.

John-O, next time it rains

come to see me.

- Franny!

- Come on, wake up.

- I just want to sleep.

- It's raining, dummy.

It's raining. It's your big day.

- It's raining!

- Stop it!

Come on, put on your shorts,

brush your teeth.

Don't be a chicken. Frank and I

have been up for hours.

- Brought you some money.

- What for?

So just in case she charges.

- What are you guys doing?

Listen, we paid for. We get to listen.

We're just looking for you.

If you start to make a fool of yourself,

we'll call for a fire drill or something.

Oh, boy!

Hi. It's me.

It's raining.

Remember?

Is it okay if I come in?

Were you expecting me?

That's how the worst germs

get spread. Mouth to mouth.

John-O.

It's customary to tip

a waitress.

Oh, I forgot it.

I love the rain.

Franny won't understand.

Lilly and Egg are too young. There's

no point in asking their opinion.

I know he smells bad, but

it is not a fatal disease.

In a hotel it is! That dog has

terminal flatulence.

He's old.

Okay, but when you're old

we'll put you to sleep.

- That's it.

- Come on, old partner.

Easy go.

Grandpa'll be along soon.

One more fart and it's off to the killers

for me. I know that.

Jesus, we'll dump it all.

- Only Franny really loves the dog.

- That's not true.

She's the one who's really

gonna be upset.

Sorrow wasn't going to leave us

so easily.

We just didn't know how Sorrow

would return.

What's going on?

- The electricity went out.

- And it's Halloween!

They're out too.

Have the railroad station call

the phone company.

- Might be the main switch.

- Come on you two.

Let's switch on all the lights

in all the rooms.

The electricity is out.

It is now, but once the power comes

back on, the whole place will light up.

All right, we'll turn the radios

and everything electrical on.

It won't be long now.

Howard? I think he's had

a heart attack.

Hello!

- I think he had a heart attack.

- Hello! Hello!

Don't do that!

Hello!

I'll go get an ambulance. Come on

let's go get the school ambulance.

Hey, what's going on?

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