The Hot Spot Page #5

lt isn't.

- Where you going, Harry?

- Nuts.

(ticking)

(# "Love MD" by Hank Williams Jr)

# Knocked out of my brain

# Since l fell for you

# Now l've come down

# With the heartbreak blues

# lt's gonna take a doctor

# With a special degree

# Cos l need a love doctor

# l'm your Love MD

Recognise these?

The shoes, l mean.

l always wanted to be

put up on a pedestal.

You are crazy.

(Mrs Harper laughs)

What about your husband?

Oh...

l take my opportunities where l find 'em.

Wanna look at mine?

You can come up real close

and get a real good look.

That was more fun

than eatin' cotton candy barefoot.

lt's late. l gotta go.

ls it late, Harry?

(Harry) Oh, God.

Got a light?

(clock chimes)

(# "Wallflower Waltz" by kd lang)

Hey! Home for lunch, back at two.

(Gulick)

Now, y'all come over here. Come on!

This one here is my personal favourite.

Never mind this door bein' open.

l'm just airin' out the back seat.

(clock chimes)

Climb up in there and have a look at

the size of that seat. lt's absolutely huge.

(Gulick) You could have half a dozen

kids in there. You'd lose half of 'em.

Don't you love a big seat? l know l do.

(sirens)

Lon, l'm gonna go check out the fire.

(bank manager)

l'll give you the combination number.

Just don't kill me.

lt's 397... 6557.

There's plenty in there.

(whimpers) 3957...

(bank manager whimpers)

Mr Julian! That you?

Mr Julian!

Mr Julian? You in there?

You in there, Mr Julian?

Mr Julian?

Can y'all please just keep your distance?

- Give him a hand with the hose!

- l got it!

Hey! Help!

Help! Help!

Oh, God! Somebody help me!

F***.

Hose me down! Hose me down!

Who the hell is he?

(cheering)

Are you all right, Mort?

He didn't hurt you?

(man) And in thee shall all families

of the earth be blessed.

He was driven to part from all men.

So Abram departed, as the Lord had

spoken unto him; and Lot went with him:

And Abram was 70 and five...

Should l let Spunky go?

He likes to chase rabbits.

Sure, why not?

Even rabbits deserve

a good laugh now and then.

lt's beautiful, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Oh, watch it, watch it!

Thank you.

Harry.

Do you wanna see my birthday cake?

lt's your birthday? Seriously?

Well!

How old are you?

l'm 19.

Well.

You look disappointed.

Did you want me to be older?

No, of course not.

That'd be stupid, wouldn't it?

l'm 36.

Well.

Here.

Have a sandwich, you poor old man.

You have to keep up your strength.

Nice.

- Thank you, Harry.

- Happy birthday, Junior.

l...

l have to go in.

Thank you.

Junior.

Thank you.

- Madox?

- Who wants to know?

Sheriff's deputies.

You're gonna have to come with us,

so why don't you

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