The Honor List Page #3

out of respect

for her Japanese heritage.

I think we should find

the time capsule

and do the list.

There's no we, Piper.

If we were such good friends,

why didn't she tell us

that she was sick?

- (P.A. CHIMES)

- Good morning, students.

Principal Logan would like to

start the day with a few words.

We're going to take

a schoolwide moment of silence

in remembrance of Honor Liang.

And while we take a moment

to reflect on Honor

and what she meant

to the school,

we're going to play

her favorite song to dance to,

Bach's Third Orchestral Suite.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

She would have danced

to the Weeknd over Bach any day.

She hated pink.

Her favorite color was purple.

Have you seen her locker?

Yeah. It looks

like a fairy threw up.

Don't get me started.

And what's with

all that origami sh*t?

She wasn't even Japanese.

Her family's from Taiwan.

Yesterday Honor's mom said

we knew her and no one else did.

I mean, it's true. We did.

So I have to do this list,

and if you loved her,

you'll do it with me.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

I told you we should have

gone home first for our suits.

Looks like the rope

is still there.

Bet you I find it first.

What do you wanna bet?

There's a boat right there.

Knowing I beat you

is the only reward I need.

You're on.

(BOTH YELLING)

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Stop kicking water in my face!

(YELLS)

- I found it.

- (GROANS)

Kiss my ass.

Help.

Oh, "Free Mo" from

when I did that PETA march.

(LAUGHS)

Cotton candy?

No, it was an act

of political resistance.

- What?

- Remember when Isabella

grew out her armpit hair

and dyed it pink?

Oh, my God. Eww. Eww. Eww.

- You're so gross.

- Eww.

"Get into the Royal

School of Ballet."

Well, she got in,

just never got to go.

Okay,

let's not get all gloomy.

Just do this,

and get it over with.

I mean, let's do

the list for Honor.

I can only read six.

Six is easy, right?

Some... Something "break"?

Outbreak?

Jailbreak?

- Jailbreak Mo.

- That's right.

You used to make us

go to pet stores

and unleash all the parakeets.

Oh, yeah.

Wait. So are you

still vegetarian?

Yeah.

Impressive, vegetarian virgin.

We pledge thee our loyalty

Go, Mo, go, Mo

Why is our mascot a goat?

I mean, shouldn't it be, like,

a dolphin or a narwhal?

I mean, we're the Mariners,

not the Capricorns.

Okay, Mo is, like,

under high security.

Coach Johnson

is obsessed with him.

Oh, yeah. He keeps Mo

locked up, doesn't he?

- Mm-hmm.

- So we just need keys.

Who do we know?

You're the popular one.

Oh, no, God.

Only people who aren't popular

use the word "popular."

- You outted me.

- (MOCKING)

Okay, well,

we must know somebody.

Uh, who's the guy

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