The Honor Farm Page #2

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Whoo! Yeah.

- Hi.

- What's up?

- Jacob is not feeling good.

- What?

- As long as I see smiles.

- Look, can you squeeze a little toy

and make us laugh?

Best friend.

- [Man] Congratulate them.

- [Crowd cheering]

Good for you! You get it. You go.

[Man] Enjoy the rest of prom.

[Applause, cheers]

[Annie] He's probably, like...

I mean, it's been a while,

so I highly doubt he's horrible.

- We can go soon.

- [Lucy] I don't want to get drunk.

- I wanted tonight to be special.

- Oh, wait.

- What?

- Oh, sorry.

It still is special.

Oh, not in the right way.

[Annie] Come on. Come on, trooper.

[Lucy] God, you're gonna

be f***ed up so bad.

[Annie] I know.

[Lucy] Do you think you're gonna maybe...

Do you think, maybe, he just be better now?

[Annie] Yeah, I mean... probably.

[Lucy] Jake? Jacob?

You guys picked real

winners for prom dates.

[Lucy] He's passed out. You okay?

[Jake] Oh, f***, I blacked out, babe.

[Annie] Yeah, we know, Jacob.

- [Lucy] Oh, hey, whoa.

- [Jake] Hi.

- Jacob.

- You're, like, the hottest girl in the school.

Um, so, how was it?

I don't know.

[Jake] This is our night.

Whoa, Jacob. Whoa, sh*t.

- Stop, what are you...

- I'm ready. We're ready.

- We're ready.

- Jacob, stop! Stop!

- Stop!

- [Jacob] Right there.

Hold up! Jacob, stop!

Whoa!

- [Jacob coughing]

- [Annie] Eww.

You f***ing a**hole!

[Jacob] I love you, baby.

You f***ing ruined everything.

- [Jacob vomits]

- [Lucy] Oh, God.

Annie, come on, please.

I'm sorry, Lu. I'm sorry, Luce.

[Crying] That was so awful!

Why did we go there?

I know, I know, it's not okay.

- He's an idiot.

- Oh, whatever!

- Whatever!

- Yeah.

- I'm done.

- I know. I know.

Smoking?

- [Lucy coughing]

- Oh, baby.

- [Lucy] What's wrong with me?

- [Annie] Nothing?

- I'm messed up.

- Nothing. It's nothing. You're not messed up.

Atta girl.

Hey, where's your quarterback?

There's been a little change in plans, huh?

Jake nearly threw up on Lucy's dress,

and my date is somewhere

cause we're not even friends.

And, uh, well, my boyfriend of

two years just broke up with me.

- Stop.

- So, ta-da!

You guys are funny.

[Annie] Yeah, um...

But, hey, made it out puke free, right?

- Let's go.

- [Annie] And we're gonna have a good time.

[Girl] I want to listen to this.

Yeah, well, we're going to The Honor Farm.

Hey, what's The Honor Farm?

It's this old abandoned prison,

and we've got shrooms.

You can come with us, if you want,

or you can just stand

there pretending to smoke.

[Car starts]

Let's just do it. Let's just do it.

What?

- [Lucy] What about the limo?

- [Annie] F*** the limo.

- God.

- Come on.

- Oh, this is so insane.

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