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I could be out of the house
'and filling in a deposit slip
in ten minutes.
'Jane was mad, certainly,
'but her check was crossed
and endearingly sane.
'I was perfectly happy to labor
'in the service
of Jane's delusions,
'but what were those delusions?
'I envied
those careless peasants
'tasked to find a needle
in a haystack.
'Mine was a more elusive quarry,
'an unholy mating of wild goose
and shaggy dog.
'My last visit to Swafford
had been amusing enough,
'but hardly revealing
of miracles.'
[I Louis Armstrong: "When
It's Sleepy Time Down South"]
Now the pale moon shining
On the fields below
The folks are crooning
Soft and low
You needn't tell me, boy,
I Because I know
I When it's sleepy time
down south...
Thanks for picking me up, Simon.
Davey wanted to come,
but I thought you'd enjoy
the two-seater more.
Built it myself.
[Car rattles]
[Engine sputters]
Davey says you're a poet.
That's the rumor.
Do one.
- [engine sputters]
- Do one?
A poem.
[Dog whines]
There was a young man
called Simon,
who hated the art of rhyming.
He thought it a shame
that his very own name
could only be mated
with "hymen."
Ha-ha-ha! Genius.
A limerick's the best I can do
at 60 miles an hour.
[Louis Armstrong:
"Hellzapoppin" ']
Hold your hats
The roof is 'bout to tumble in
Holy cats
The walls and floors
are crumblin'
Hellzapoppin'
Hellzapoppin'
Hellzapoppin'
The whole gang's whoopin' up
the whoop-de-doo
'Swafford Hall.
'The home of the Logan family
since 1984
'when globetrotting tycoon
Michael Logan
'debased himself for love
'by marrying into
the cash-strapped
British aristocracy.
'After doing something sinister
for Margaret Thatcher
'in the late 1980s,
'Michael was rebranded
"Lord Logan of Swafford"
'and has since successfully
managed the great house
'as a personal fiefdom,
'without compromising himself
or boutique hotel
'or, god forbid, a safari park.'
[Horn sounds]
[Engine sputters]
Uncle Edward!
Uncle Edward!
- Ah. Davey.
- Uncle Edward!
- Davey.
- Uncle Edward!
- Well met.
Hello, Uncle Edward.
Hello, Uncle Edward!
- Oh! Oh! Ha-ha!
- Just... just plain Ted.
Well, come on, Uncle Ted!
We've got so much to talk about!
Uh! Ooh!
Oh. Uh!
[Engine revs outside]
Ah! Podmore, is it not?
Welcome back to Swafford,
Mr. Wallace.
Hm.
Oh, er... don't worry.
I'll show Uncle Ted the house.
Oh, very well, Master David.
And then after dinner, I can
take you round the east wing.
Oh. Whiskey's right, isn't it?
Indeed.
Er... followed by,
conceivably...
a nap.
Well, um... when you've...
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