The Hills Have Eyes Page #3

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If the old guy's there,

I'll borrow his pickup.

If he's not there,

I'll borrow his phone.

But, what if the old jerk

doesn't have a phone?

Then I'll hum.

Daddy, don't!

Now look you stay close to the

trailer and don't bust Bobby's chops.

He is in charge.

The creep isn't in charge of me.

Hey, another outburst like that and

I'll confine you to quarters.

All right men let's synchronise

watches.

It's three thirty eight.

If you're not back by midnight, ...

we'll have to board the submarine

with out you.

Can we have a word of prayer first?

Oh, Mother! For crying in a bucket ...

Brenda!

Just to ask the Lord to watch over

us all. Is that too much to ask ...

Bob?

Heavenly Father we ask you to look

over us ... So long ...

See you ...

- Bye ...

Pluto ...

This looks good. Easy pickings now.

Beauty! Come here girl!

Come on Beauty, come on

Beauty ... come on Beauty, come on

Well, at least it's cooler now. Oh,

bring some plates will you Bobby?

Sure.

It is cooler, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, fantastic!

Now we'll all freeze to death.

What a great way to spend the eve of

your 25th Wedding Anniversary.

Frozen French fries.

A huge clump of human French fries

was found stuck to a camper trailer

this morning by...

...by whoever finds us.

Well, it's kind of a pretty place.

There's certainly plenty of sunshine

and fresh air.

Fresh air is unhealthy...

Oh, it's good for you.

Makes me want to puke, if you really

want to know.

It gives me the creeps.

I suppose it's my fault we got lost.

Mamma, don't be ridiculous.

It was Daddy's idea to go looking

for this mine without any help.

We'd be in California now if

we'd stayed on the interstate.

Oh, showers ... and gin and tonics ...

The beach ...

I wonder what's bugging her?

Maybe there's some rattlesnakes

prowling around ...

You know what Freud would say about

your obsession with rattlesnakes Ma ...

I wonder why

the Beast isn't chiming in?

Beast never barks until he's ready

for the kill.

He likes to catch his victims

unawares.

Hey you know you're right. Remember

that poodle he killed in Miami.

Do I!

Boy wasn't that lady ever fit to be

tied.

Was Daddy ever mad. He had to pay

Vet bills for a dead poodle.

All right creep, what's your story?

Hey, don't! Beauty get back here!

Beauty!

Bobby!

Beauty!

Here Beauty, here Beauty. Come here,

come here girl.

Beauty!

Hey pig. Come here! Beauty,

come here.

Beauty!

Beauty! ... Hey girl....

Beauty!

Bobby!

Do you hear him answer?

No.

Bobby! Come down!

Bobby! Come down!

Beauty!

Here...

Oh, thanks. It's dropped 20 degrees

in the last hour.

I thought I ran out.

Hello. Anybody there?

Testing, testing... Maypole, ...

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