The Haunting of Whaley House Page #3

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buy that ghosts

are real.

It doesn't

make sense.

Penny, you work

in the mornings, right?

Sometimes.

Wait. Wait.

Craig, what are

you thinking?

So you open the doors,

and you lock up at night?

Sometimes.

Okay, now I don't

want to make an ass

out of you and me,

but is it safe

to assume that you have

a set of keys

to the Whaley house

or at least

access to them?

Yeah, but...

wait a minute.

Oh, my god. Craig.

Oh, that's such

a great idea.

No. No, it's not.

A private tour

of the most haunted house

in america.

What do you say, Penny?

Eh, wait. Wait, what--

No!

Guys,

I can get fired!

Mmm, please.

Come on, sweetie.

What do you say?

We'll be

on our best

behavior.

Just--just a couple

of hours, pen.

I can call my cousin

and borrow some stuff.

He's like Q branch

for ghost hunters.

But, guys,

if anything breaks,

I'm liable,

and I need this job.

Oh, my god.

No one is going

to find out.

We'll be careful.

We're not doing this,

right?

God, first you drive us

to the set of thriller,

and then you want

to take us

to a haunted mansion?

What's wrong with you?

Ahem!

Hey, Penny...

You know, it's, um--

it's your call.

Pretty please?

Okay!

Yes!

But only for

a little bit,

all right?

Yes!

This is just

to prove to you guys

that there's

nothing there.

[line rings]

Just in and out.

What's going to hap--

Yeah, we'll just do

the old in-and-out.

Hey. Hey, Ray-Ray.

Guess what we're

doing tonight.

[gasps]

Oh, wow.

Oh, my god, you guys.

It smells so cool in here.

This place is

creepy as f***.

It's just

an old house.

They say you could

hear the footsteps

of Thomas Whaley pacing

up in his bedroom.

Why are we

whispering?

[knock on door]

Ohh.

Are you Craig's...

cousin,

twice removed.

Hey!

Black-ass Ray!

White-ass Craig!

[both laugh]

This is dope

as sh*t, brother.

Yeah.

How did you

pull this off?

Penny.

She works here, man.

Well, I hope

you don't mind,

but I kind of

brought a friend.

Who?

[gasps]

Keith Drummand.

At your service,

young friends.

[gasps] the famous

Keith Drummand?

The one and only,

young man.

The one and only.

Heh heh.

World-famous,

if you don't mind.

Give me your hand.

You're an Aries.

Taurus, actually.

Oh. Really?

Well...

someone here

is an Aries.

Ah!

There. You see?

Heh heh.

Now, enough chitchat.

Let me at

those darn ghosts.

[chuckles]

Who's Keith Drummand?

I thought it was

just gonna be us.

Heh. Are you serious?

He's a psychic.

He's been on, like,

every ghost-hunting show

on TV,

even that short-lived

crippled kid's one.

Let's go.

It's all right.

[exhales]

I'm here.

I heard you.

You called me back.

What do you want

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