The Haunted Mansion Page #3

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Wow.

How are we gonna get in?

What if you give me a boost,|and I'll go around the back?

They're probably old.|We'll surprise them.

You'll probably kill them.

Let's just go.|It's getting late.

You know, Sara,|you give up too easy.

You got to be more patient.|The Evers way is to be patient.

All right.|We're in business.

Let's go, let's go.

Let's do this.

Wow.

Bob Vila would have|a field day with this place.

Hey, Megan,|don't slam the door like that.

It's very sensitive.

It's a car, Dad.

Ah!|It's not just a car.

It's a very delicate piece|of machinery.

Shh. She didn't mean|what she just said.

She didn't mean that.

Come on.|Let's see what's around back.

I'm getting hungry.

Me too.

Don't worry.|We'll be 20 minutes tops.

Hey, Dad,|when we get to the lake,

can I go to that pizza shop|where I ate that whole pizza,

and when we got to the cabin,

I threw up and you still saw|the pepperoni chunks in it?

Yeah, we can go there if we can|avoid a repeat performance.

Wow.

Now, that's something|you don't see every day.

Oh, my God.

Dead people?

Hey, honey.

You know they have, uh,|dead people in the backyard?

Well, some people have pools.

Some people have private|cemeteries. It happens.

You're gonna sell a house|with this?

This historical sprawling manor|with spacious grounds? Yes.

Hey, that's good.|We'll put that on the listing.

And leave out|all the dead people?

We'll just stick|to the bright side.

Oh, no.|I got my good suit on.

Oh.

You think it's gonna stop?

Oh, I hope it's not raining|at the lake.

When you're at work|with Mommy and Daddy,

you're always on|your best behavior, right?

Okay.|Whoo!

Look at the size|of these knockers.

Ever see anything|like that before?

Hello?!|Evers Real Estate!

Evers Real Estate!

Hello?

Is anybody home?

Hello?

We're the Evers from|Evers & Evers Real Estate.

Hi!

Have you ever seen|anything like this?

Never.

Sara, this puts us|in a whole new league.

Smells like Grandma's house.

Worse.|Smells like Grandma.

This place is just|a little dusty.

We'll get a cleaning crew to|come out here and shine it up.

This place would be sparkling|from top to bottom.

Mom, this place has spiders.

Sara Evers.

Yes, I'm Sara.

My name is Ramsley.

Hello, Ramsley.

I'm Jim Evers|of Evers & Evers Real Estate

at your service.

We were not expecting... others.

Yes, we were on our way|out of town.

Yeah, then when we realized|the enormity

and complexity|of your unique estate,

we wanted to commit|the full resources

of Evers & Evers Real Estate.

At Evers & Evers, we want you|to be happy forevers and evers.

Please accept|this waterproof calendar

as a token of our appreciation.

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