The Hangover Part III Page #5
almost lost my dental license.
- What about the Chow, anything?
- Nothing.
Oh, look at this. He emailed me
Alan, we've been sit...
Give me the phone, please.
What does it say?
Oh, wow. He wants to meet
Alan tonight at eight.
Just come alone.
Come alone where?
- A bus stop. In Tijuana.
- Tijuana is the bomb!
- Oh, f***!
- No, that's perfect.
It's like a three hours
drive form here.
Yeah, Stu. Try reading a map.
Yeah, Alan. Try reading,
anything, ever.
Yeah, Stu, try not having
such big horse teeth.
Alright, we need a plan.
They're meeting on a bus
bench in a public place.
So Alan needs to convince Chow to
go some place more private.
can sneak up on him,
drug him.
Like where?
I don't know, like an alley?
F***, that's actually a great idea.
The lights go down.
We take the seats behind him, we
jab him and it's f***ing done.
I'll jab him if you want,
Yeah. Us.
No offense, Alan, but we're not
letting you handle any drugs.
You kill someone.
Oh, please. I'm an expert.
Remember the marshmallows
in Thailand- Yeah.
I made it so you could eat at least
three before hitting a fatal dose.
Wait.
So you're saying I would
have died if I'd had four?
Nobody eats four
marshmallows, Stu!
Yes! And you're welcome,
by the way.
Don't say, "you're welcome",
- Fine.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Goddammit!
Oh, God.
You know, you were right.
About what?
That place in Arizona. It's
not gonna help him.
There's no facility that
can fix this guy.
rest of our lives dealing...
...with him because
we're all he has now.
Do you realize that?
We're it.
Oh, sh*t. Check it out.
Is that Chow?
Hey, fat stuff.
- Fat stuff?
- Atataa. That's cool, eyes forward.
- Yeah, okay.
No, I don't think so.
Good, good. Gotta keep
Chow wanted man.
Can't trust anyone.
Quick, give me some sugar.
Come on, come on,
come on.
What the fuckDid
he just kiss him?
Listen, I'm in bit of pickle, Alan
I need a friend.
Well, I'm your friend, Leslie.
Exactly, that's why I
called you down here.
You're the only person I can trust
in this sh*t hole of a life.
Well, that's not true. Stu
and Phil are your friends.
Oh, reallyThat's interesting.
Where are they?
- Around.
- Around where?
I do not know.
Ah, mother f***er! I told
you to come alone!
- Leslie!
- Sh*t!
- What happened?
- Is he leaving?
Come back, we'll talk some more!
I'll give you another kiss!
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