The Hangover Part III Page #3

to get our freak on.

You sold Alan roofies.

Oh, sh*t. I must have

mixed up the bags.

My fault, Alan. Damn! Marshall gonna

be pissed off with me on that one.

Damn! Marshall gonna be pissed

off with me on that one.

MarshallYou're

Marshall?

You brought us out here

because of that?

You're not here

because of that.

You're here because some China

man I never heard of

strolls into my town and takes one

of my guys off the street!

- Mr. Chow?

- Yes.

Yes! Yes, Mr. Leslie-f***ing-Chow.

You introduced a virus

into my life.

Oh God, what did he do?

He f***ed me in the ass.

Oh, he does that from

time to time.

Not literally.

Jesus!

A few weeks after your bullshit.

I get word this sheik is coming

in from Abu Dhabi.

He was looking to make some

less than legal investments.

He brought his two wives and 42

million dollars in gold bars.

- It was a lay up.

- Get down! Get down!

We took it all.

Two vans, each with 21 million in

gold.

My guys split up.

One of them made it back.

One of them didn't.

Is there a problem, officer?

Not anymore, motherf***er.

Leslie Chow stole 21 million dollars

from me. On a Tuesday.

Oh, God.

I looked everywhere for him.

But he's gone, no one

can find him.

Until the little cockroach got

him self pinched in Bangkok.

So I pay him a visit.

I offer him a truce.

I won't touch a hair on his head,

I just want him to tell

me where my gold is.

He refuses to talk.

Not only he does refuse

to talk to me,

he has no communication with

anyone form the outside.

except you.

Hey, it's unfair!

Alan, you been talking to Chow?

They've been writing letters!

Hey, those are private!

"Dear Leslie, OMG,

the McRib is back!"

"Why was it ever gone?"

Exactly!

"Dear Alan, I threw urine on

prison guard today."

"Blamed it on cell mate.

Wish you were here."

Yeah, I wish I could

have seen that.

Letter after letter of

total nonsense,

except for one common thread.

You guys!

The Wolfpack.

Jesus Christ, Alan!

Five weeks ago, Chow escaped from

maximum security detention.

Oh, f***.

He stored aboard a shipping freighter

bound for the West Coast.

- Where is he?

- I don't know.

Alan, if you know where he is,

you tell this man right now.

Phil, I...I don't know. I swear,

I haven't talked to him in months.

We Gotta do it the hard way.

- What the f***!

- Hey, HeyDon't!

- Let's go!

- No! What the f***?!

Woh! Woh! Woh!

What are you doing?

Doug is my insurance,

he stays with me.

You don't give me Chow,

I blow his brains out.

You go the the cops,

I blow his brains out.

But that's insane! We don't even know

where the f*** he is!

No one does.

But I figured the Wolfpack has the

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