The Gumball Rally Page #4

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Where are you?

- Cobra, 6:
00 and 30 seconds.

- Go.

They're not gonna do it again.

Mercedes, 6 and 40. Go.

You animal.

51 st Street.

Bravo. Times Square.

It's gonna be a nice day.

Good morning.

Good morning to you.

Miserable son of a b*tch.

Hey, fella, can you loan me a dime?

- Drop your pants.

- Look, I'm a cop on the job.

I'm Robin Hood.

- Drop them.

- Okay.

- Real easy, fella.

- Drop them.

It's okay, it's okay.

Okay, just stay calm.

Honk if you're horny.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Put your foot in it.

- You can't go back. It's one-way.

- What do you want me to do?

- Will you calm down?

- You should've checked the route.

I mean, wait, you blaming me?

Damn it. This is one-way too.

I am only going one way.

Wake up, meatheads. Another great day

is starting in New York City, the Big Apple.

Get up, get ready, the Giants won

7-zip, believe it or not.

The Age of Aquarius is really on us.

Now, the Eastern Standard Time

is five minutes past 6:00.

You wanna go fast?

No, that's all right.

We got plenty of time.

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Now we take a left over here, right?

But we gotta go left.

Look out, Joe! You're gonna ruin the car.

What's the matter with you?

Will you take it easy for God sakes?

Joey, slow down a minute.

- Wait a minute. Make a left.

- I'm not lost, so shut up.

Hey, did you know

there's a hole back there?

No sh*t.

And a hungry smile.

Can you look hungry?

This is Uncle Bruce.

Hussy, get hungry. Hungry,

$ 150-a-night hungry, for me.

You know the feeling.

Good, good, I like that. I love that.

I love that look. Fan. Hungry fans.

Click. Thank you. Thank you.

That's the end of the session.

It's been all right.

Hey, baby. How do you like it?

Oh, terrific. You stole it, right?

Come on, I'm in a rush. Come on, get in.

Let me have that, here.

- So how do you like it, huh?

- This is real class.

I mean, real class.

Come on, turn it on.

- What, is this the switch?

- That's it.

Hey, maybe we should wait.

Christ, if this thing works...

Some city you got here.

I didn't know what size.

I said, better too big than too little.

- Did you get any?

- We didn't put it up.

- We were waiting to hear from you.

- They snipped my radio.

- How about your car?

- The wheels fell off.

Oh, those guys sound mean.

- Take me to the airport.

- Now?

Hey, you gotta learn

to roll with the punches, Roscoe.

Harold, how you been?

Hey, that's Crazy Harold.

How long do we have to drive anyway?

lf we're lucky, about 35 hours.

- Where we going, Cuba?

- No, Long Beach, California.

- Stop.

- No, I can't.

No, no, stop.

You pull over to the side and stop.

- Let me out.

- I forgot to tell you something.

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