The Green Inferno Page #3

It's not violent yet.

But trust me, these workers see

you f***ing up their development,

it's gonna get ugly. Fast.

Not on camera they won't.

Two large cheese!

What does your dad

think about this?

Justine, I need some numbers.

Who are you going with?

It's a school trip,

Dad, I'll be fine.

It's not like I'm

going anywhere dangerous.

I want you to talk to Dale.

I insist you talk to Dale.

I'm not going to bother

the ambassador of Peru

to get vaccination tips.

I am texting you

his number right now.

Dad.

Honey, Peru is

a dangerous country.

Do you know anything

about it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Dad,

I really have to go, okay?

I love you, bye.

Let's go before he

sends a SWAT Team.

Oh, wait.

Well, what do you

want me to say?

I think you're

100% wrong.

I think you're 100% whore.

I'm probably 50/50.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Please, be safe.

I will.

Bye.

Justine!

What?

Nothing. I'll

see you later.

See you Monday.

Okay, this way, guys.

A-ha! Alejandro.

Carlos. He's the man.

One of us.

Hey.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Please, get in the plane.

How are you?

Hi, beautiful.

Daniel.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

How's it going?

Hi.

We kiss here.

It's like a tradition.

Cool.

Okay, thanks.

What?

You're such

a fat guy in love.

I am not.

There's nothing

sadder than that.

Dude, we're just friends.

There's nothing happening.

Get used to it.

You Okay?

Yeah, thanks.

Small planes

always make me nervous.

Feel like we're

gonna crash.

Okay. Everyone, give

a big round of applause

to our sponsor Carlos.

He's the one who's making

this dream a reality.

Thank you.

Thank you, Alejandro.

And thanks to you guys, we will

get this issue global attention.

All right!

Yeah!

Isn't it weird that that's the

guy who's paying for everything?

He's wealthy and he

supports our cause.

Just because he's

Latin and wealthy

doesn't mean

he's a drug dealer.

I didn't say that.

She never said that.

Yeah, I got it.

Thanks, Jonah.

It's Brad Pitt!

Justine, Brad Pitt! Come on!

Welcome to the jungle!

These things are awesome.

It's like a motorcycle

and a rickshaw had a baby.

No seat belts?

Don't worry, I got you.

Donde marijuana?

Don't worry, bro, I'll hook you up.

I knew that guy

would have the hook up.

Hey guys, grab

your stuff and follow me.

No helmets.

That's chill.

That's f***ing insane,

that's like child abuse.

Good thing I got

that shot.

Actually, it's not

100% effective.

You could still

contract yellow fever.

Are you serious?

Jonah,

even if that's true,

don't tell her about it.

Don't get mad at me.

I bought this awesome bug spray.

It has DEET.

It's like...

A-ha!

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