The Green Hornet Page #3

Who makes my coffee?

WHO makes my coffee?

Will someone explain to me,

why the worst day in my life?

My coffee tastes like sh*t.

You...your coffee is normally made by, Kato.

Who the hell is that?

He works on your father's cars,

and makes his coffee.

You fired him, and everyone else who works

for your father yesterday.

I want Kato here, NOW!

You're, Kato.

Man I thought your name was Henry.

I thought the pool guy was, Kato.

I'm Kato.

I'm sorry to hear about your father.

He was a...

complex man.

Yep.

I've two questions for you, Kato.

Then you can go home.

Why is it my dad's mechanic makes the coffee?

And why is it that without you,

the coffee tastes like crap?

I think it's easier if I show you.

Holy cow. Where did you get that thing?

I made it.

-Watch this.

-Unbelievable.

You sit with me, Kato.

Tell me your tale.

I was born in Shanghai.

You know, Shanghai?

Mmm, loved Japan.

My parents died when I was four.

And Auntie when I was twelve.

I lived in an orphanage.

Sorry, my mom died when I was young, too.

What uh, what happened after that?

I made a few friends, ran away.

I lived on the street.

How did you start working for my Dad.

Tell me that.

I was working in a garage.

-Okay.

-And one day your father came in with a six-five Chrysler.

I know the car well.

He was so happy with my work.

Then he offered me a job.

-I said, yes.

-The coffee, how did that come about?

He used to always say,

"No one could ever make me,

a good cup of coffee".

Good impression.

So I build him the coffee machine.

Well you make one damn fine cup

of coffee, sir.

Want to see something cool?

Yeah.

Not bad, man.

-You did this?

-Yeah.

Industrial polycarbonate.

What the hell is "Industrial polycarbonate"?

It's the stuff they use to make shark tanks.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing man?

Put that thing away, are you crazy?

Come on, don't be a p*ssy.

What are you going to do?

Oh, dude!

That was awesome. What is that stuff?

How does that wor...oh, what

are you going to do now?

-And...

-Whoa!

That is some bad hard sh*t, dude.

Yep. Your dad made me do this kind of

stuff over the last few years.

That is the balls.

The old man was getting paranoid, huh?

-You like that?

-Yeah.

Check this out.

You drew all these?

This is awesome.

Kato, you a really good drawer.

This is really impressive.

Thanks. That's the stuff I would

really like to do.

Holy!

Kato, are you a pervert?

'Course I could draw stuff like that sexy.

-Beer?

-Yeah, I'd love a beer, sure.

Thank you.

Hey, Kato.

What did you think of my father?

Was fine.

Come on, just tell me.

He was my boss.

Nobody loves their boss.

Don't sugar coat this, Kato.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes