The Great Muppet Caper Page #4
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- Year:
- 1981
- 97 min
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I brought my je ne sais quoi
and my portfolio...
all the way here to London
to see you...
the one and only Lady Holiday.
- May I come in?
- Absolutely not.
- May I show you my portfolio?
- No.
Good. Here.
You may open it.
This is me reeking grandeur.
Being aloof.
Being demure.
Daring.
- Interesting range of emotions.
- You think so?
As you can see from this small sampling,
modeling is my life.
It is my destiny.
I can offer you a job
as a receptionist.
I'll take it!
Thank you!
You won't be sorry, I promise.
I can type.
I can take shorthand.
I can make coffee.
- I can do it all!
- Sit!
I can sit.
I'm very good at sitting.
I'll be lunching
with my brother Nicky.
and he's an irresponsible parasite.
But I had to bring him
into the business...
because he squandered
his half of the inheritance...
and he has no prospects.
Not that he's grateful. He still
gambles and incurs bad debts...
uses my charge accounts, eats my food
and borrows my cars without permission.
He's not to be trusted.
I wouldn't put it past him
to try to steal...
my most valuable and largest jewel,
the fabulous Baseball Diamond.
And I don't know why his bow ties
are always crooked.
Still, in all, he is my brother.
Why are you telling me all this?
It's plot exposition.
It has to go somewhere.
Anyway, I want you to answer
the telephone while I'm gone...
and straighten up the office.
Consider it done.
Everything's under control.
Not to sweat.
Carry on.
I'll be back in an hour.
Oh, boy!
I am going to be a famous model!
I'm so happy for me!
Miss Piggy, you are on your way.
Where does Lady Holiday get off
calling me an ostrich?
We'll get even with Lady Holiday
tonight when we steal her necklace.
What will you wear
for the robbery?
Quiet.
Hi. Hello.
Hubba-hubba.
Excuse me.
Where's Lady Holiday's office?
- Around the corner to the left.
- Thank you.
Did you just give directions
to a frog?
- I guess I did.
- Smile.
Is that a new photographer?
I think I'm stuck.
Pull.
- Gonzo, are you okay?
- Oh, sure. It was just my nose.
You guys stay here.
I'll find Lady Holiday.
Yes, sir.
Get your nose in here.
It's really fun.
Mr. Holiday, did you order
Oh, what an honor!
You're all so wonderful.
Thank you for choosing moi
as model of the year.
I never dreamed
when I first began in this business...
that I would reach such lofty heights.
- Thank you.
- Excuse me.
So what do you think about the drapes?
Personally, I'd rather see shutters.
Yes.
And on this wall here, I--
Lady Holiday?
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