The Great & The Small Page #3

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- This is will argent Stokes.

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- Dammit will, can you change

your voicemail message?

How is this supposed to work?

How...

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- Change your goddamn voicemail!

- What?!

- How's it feel?

How's it feel to be

standin' there soaking wet?

Tell me.

- Not, not good.

- That's how he feels.

- He was crying and I was just

looking at him in the crib,

and he was crying and I,

I dunno, I didn't

know what to do.

- So, you did nothing,

you didn't feed him, you

didn't get his diaper changed?

Did you hold him?

Come here baby.

You couldn't even hold

him, couldn't even do that?

- I don't know the first

thing about holding a baby.

- Well it ain't an excuse.

We all are f***ed up.

All of us.

We all f***ed up, everyone.

There is no perfect.

My uncle,

he did some sh*t to me, every

night for years, for years,

and I didn't say sh*t to

anyone, I just took it,

'cause we didn't have sh*t,

so we were living with him.

And so, it was take it from him,

or put my little sisters

and my mom and my daddy

out in the streets, and

I was not gonna be blamed

for my family not having

a roof over our heads.

That little girl, so I'm

f***ed up, I'm f***ed up,

just like everybody, you know,

just like you dude.

And you know,

when I have some

guy's dick inside me

I feel loved,

and that's the only time.

- Is it like a

Harley or something?

- F*** off.

Bunch of p*ssy lawyer

wannabes ride Harleys.

I'm a lot of things, but

I'm not some f***ing lawyer

pretending to be a

bad ass on Saturdays.

You know, growing some

handlebar mustache

for one triumphant week at

the hills of south Dakota.

It's not me.

- Is it like, it's good?

But you know, is it

like a, a nice bike or...

- oh, yeah, it's

pretty top notch.

Maybe one day I'll

let you ride it.

Listen kid, I wanna

say something,

and uh, I say this with

love because I like you,

you remind me of myself

when I was young.

A lot like myself, but

next time somebody does

something nice for you,

let's say you know, for example,

hypothetically speaking,

if someone felt a

little bit sorry for you

and gave you one

of his sandwiches,

I would say a proper thank

you would be in order.

I would say that would be a

good time to be considerate.

Don't say it now,

because in this case

better late than

never does not apply.

- Here, you want this sh*t?

What?

This?

Oh, okay, you like

that sh*t, huh?

I'm sorry I won't say it.

I won't say sh*t anymore.

Yeah you got it.

- My feet are big and wide,

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