The Golden Door Page #4

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go to work.

You quit

to take care of me?

I took a leave of absence.

You precious angel.

You're gonna be a doorman?

What the hell is wrong

with being a doorman?

You're gonna be able

to tell me pretty soon.

Have a nice evening,

Miss Janet, okay?

Hey, you, come here.

You must be the new kid.

Yeah, Henry O'Shea.

Raul.

You're on with me tonight.

Go get changed.

The locker room's on B1...

down the stairs, make a right.

Hurry up.

(man snoring loudly)

(coughs, exclaims)

What the hell are you doing?

I'm Henry.

I'm the new doorman.

- What's going on?

- I was sleeping.

This guy was touching me.

- Touching you?

- No, I wasn't touching him.

Was he touching you?

Okay, yes, I was touching him,

but I thought something was wrong

with his breathing.

I was listening to his chest.

I was on my way to get my uniform.

What's wrong with my chest?

Francisco, settle down, okay?

Look, buddy, I'm not gay.

Oh, who said anything

about being gay?

He said I was touching him.

I'm studying to be a nurse.

And you're not gay?

Look, Dr. Kildare,

you're not working here.

You're not on call, okay?

If anything is wrong with him,

you let him die.

Now get a uniform,

get dressed,

and no touching.

Don't touch anybody

that works here.

Don't touch anybody who lives here.

You got it?

Right.

What's wrong with me?

You've got obstructed breathing.

What's destructive breathing?

Forget it.

Do we really have to

wear the hat?

Nice fit.

Thanks.

It's hot, right?

Yeah.

That's 'cause it's made of wool...

one uniform for summer,

winter, spring and fall.

You ain't gonna find

no air conditioning nowhere...

that's gonna stop you

from sweating your nuts off.

Terrific.

You see Francisco downstairs?

Oh, yeah.

We had a nice conversation.

Yeah?

That's weird.

He's usually asleep.

Why didn't you eat early

when you had time?

Look, I couldn't

because I was waiting for you.

- Oh, waiting for me.

- Did you pack the Blackberry charger?

Yes, I packed the Blackberry charger.

How many times are you gonna ask me?

As many times as it takes

to know you did it, Debbie.

Don't Debbie me.

Good evening,

Mr. and Mrs. Silverman.

Hey, Bobby.

This is our new doorman Henry.

Hello, Henry.

- Pleased to meet you, Henry.

- Nice to meet you too, sir.

Here, take Hercules.

I need to take my Klonopin

before we leave for this nightmare...

I mean, our romantic

anniversary getaway.

The car's ready, Mr. Silverman.

Thank you, Raul.

We'll be back on Sunday.

If you can't get us on the cell,

you know you can always email.

Your father doesn't even have

a bowel movement without his Blackberry.

No parties, Bobby.

I'm not gonna have

any parties.

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