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made him lose his will to live?

Grandpa's given up all hope

of ever seeing me married

and having young'uns of my own

Why is that?

Well, Grandpa and me, we're,

uh, we're the last of the gnomes

There's no gnome maidens

for me to marry up with

Well, now, that is a serious problem

Jasper

Jasper boy, is that you I hear?

It is, Grandpa

I'm, uh... I'm talking with some friends

[Grandpa]

Oh, that's nice

That's nice I'm happy for you

They're, uh, doo-deen friends

Mm, good

Now, go away... Doo-deens?

Now, Grandpa, before you get

your dander up, they mean to help us

Help from doo-deens?

You gone plumb out of your senses?

It's doo-deens that's been

the cause of all our troubles

I know that, Grandpa Only

these big'uns are, well, different

There isnt no such a thing

as a different doo-deen

That's why, in all my 900 years

I've never let one of em so

much as lay an eye on my boot

- Now, Grandpa, if I may...

- Not one step further, doo-deen

Ailing' I may be

but not enough to let you get ahold

of me without putting' up a fight

- My grandfather just wanted to help

- Help?

Saying' you could help,

why would you want to?

Because you've got a problem, and my

grandfather is good at solving problems

Well, you don't say

Jasper told me that there

are rumors about gnomes

living in other forests

Ah, idle clucking' of gossipy animals

And Grandfather's got a wonderful car,

and he'll drive you anywhere

- Won't you, Grandfather?

- Now, just a minute, darling'

- And what about the yacht?

- Oh, please, Grandfather

Well, dear, I do have

to be in Seattle

[Grandpa]

Supposing I was to go with you?

I hear tell how you big ones

treat free things in the forest

How you put 'em in cages

and sell 'em as curiosities

Exhibit 'em to other doo-deens

Oh, we'd never do that,

would we, Grandfather?

We'll give you our most solemn word

we won't even mention

your existence to another soul

Nobody would believe us anyway

[Jasper]

It's our only chance, Grandpa

What do you say?

Well, not that I got any hopes

of finding' gnomes, mind you

but you do got somewhat of an honorable

look about your eyes, so...

Yahoo!

We're going! Yahoo!

Oh, Grandfather, you're wonderful

Yippee!

We're going!

Well, if I may coin a phrase

he's jumping' out of the frying pan

into the fire

Yes, sir Smack into the fire

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