The Girl in the Photographs Page #4

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it's kind of... it's a good game.

It's... Tetris.

So, are you guys

from Minneapolis?

Uh, no, LA, actually,

Los Angeles.

What happened?

Did your plane crash?

Yeah, we were gonna resort

to cannibalism...

and then we found this place,

so we didn't have to do that.

No, we're here

for a photo shoot.

It's actually an ad campaign.

It's...

Peter Hemmings is shooting it.

I'm sure you've heard of him.

I haven't.

I'm surprised. I thought

everyone from here knew him.

He's also from here.

Is it that man over there

staring at me? Is that him?

Yeah.

It's very much my boss.

How's it going?

Good, fine.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Hello.

I was pretending

not to see you there.

We're just sort of doing an expos

on the local scene down here.

You know, sort of kicking around

some rocks and seeing what scatters.

Expos is a French word

for naked, by the way.

It's okay, I get it.

Just because you're from here

doesn't mean that you're a local.

Tell her I want to take her

picture, Chris.

Actually, tell her that we're having people

over at this house that we're staying at.

And tell her everyone knows it

is the Cabin on the Lake Road.

But tell her it's actually more like

a house. You'll make it sound cute.

Okay.

Tell her she can bring whoever.

She'll understand that

you mean her boyfriend,

just so it seems like

you're cool with that.

Yeah, I'll tell her

all those things, yeah.

Tell her she's beautiful.

Give her a card.

Okay, well...

You obviously heard the man,

uh...

Yeah, I did.

So anything else today?

No, that will do it, thank you.

All right, that brings

your total to $328 and 71 cents.

Put it on there, please.

Are you guys seriously

gonna drink all this?

Hell's yeah, man.

There's my kitty.

Hello?

Here, kitty, kit...

That's not very nice.

I see why you're Colleen's

friend, you're very pretty.

And I brought you a gift.

No!

It's okay.

Got dinner!

It's okay... ssh.

Mm.

Smells delicious.

Eat up, p*ssy.

That's not a very good kitty...

is it?

It's okay.

Come on, it's...

Come on.

Look what else I got.

Now I bet you were always the girl

that never took a bad picture, huh?

Yeah, I bet that was you.

Should we call someone?

Do you want your phone?

You can call someone.

Who do we have here?

Colleen.

She's probably busy at work.

There's Kelly, there's... Mom.

I'll let you call Mom.

Mom's always know what to do.

You call Mom and all this

will be over, yeah?

All right, let's call Mommy.

Here you go.

Go on, take it.

Hello,

you've reached Maryanne O'Meara...

Please leave a message

after the beep.

Mom, come get me out!

Mom! Mom!

Hey, it's Jill, still

stuck in hell. You know what to do.

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