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showed up. Did he see him at the bar?

Let's check.

Nope.

Ah, Booyah, I sneak into backstab position.

You're going to attack him?

What good is that going to do?

Duh! I do triple damage when

I attack from behind!

I sneak into place behind Hunk

and unsheathe my dagger.

Just your dagger?

Hm, Good point.

I'll use my sword.

Even with triple damage, it's

not going to kill a guy Hunk's size.

Wait, I have a better idea!

You're going to backstab

him with a ballista?

Uh huh.

With a f***ing siege weapon?

Uh huh.

Ok. There's got to be

a rule against this.

There probably is

a rule though.

I can totally picture this guys.

you know wheeling it in.

and then cranking it up.

Oh...dude! It's too much.

Well, there's nothing

against it in the rules.

Yeah.

I can't belive I'm doing this...

Well, that's 264

points of damage.

You splatter Hunk all

over the common room.

The patrons shriek in horror

and run out of the inn.

occasionally slipping on

blood and entrails.

You're now alone in a room that looks like

a vat of beef stroganoff exploded in it.

Cool.

You leave the inn and town and

you head south for most of the day...

...and you spend the

night in a forest clearing.

Ok, who wants first watch?

Am I awake now?

You're a little hung over,

but you're awake.

Ok, I take first watch.

Do I see anything

strange that night?

As a matter of fact, you do.

I ready my sword.

I draw my dagger.

You're still asleep.

Oh yeah.

Who are you? Speak or I will (shall)

smite thee with my mighty blade(s).

Smite thee with

my mighty blade?

Shut up!

Help me, please save me.

I am imprisoned

in the south.

She wishes us to free her.

Dude, you're still asleep.

Me too?

Yeah.

Free you? Where are you mysterious lady?

Who holds you prisoner?

The Shadow.

The Shadow?

The Shadow?

The Shadow.

Fear not, noble lady.

We shall free you.

By morning you will again

sup the sweet air of freedom.

Sup the sweet air of freedom?

Shut up!

You guys are all asleep!

Not you Rogar.

Oh... sorry.

To the south,

come to the south...

Past the river through the

ruins of the ancient castle...

Free me. Please.

To the south.

You journey southwarn(?)

for several days.

You brave dark forests,

cross vast plains.

you climb steep cliffs and

wind through mountain trails.

Day after day, the four

of you push farther south.

Uh, the five of us.

Right.

After a week's journey you come

to a river that blocks your path.

Dude.

What.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Like what?

Like your character's paralyzing

fear of water, perhaps?

Oh, yeah,

that's right.

There's no bridge or boat,

but it is shallow enough to wade across.

I'm not going near any water.

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