The Gamers: Hands of Fate Page #2

ah whatever I'll take the grand mighty empire of... green one

you don't just grab a faction at random

your choice of empire is the most important decision that you shall ever make

they each have their own unique histories, and tactics and varying victory conditions

take the Tuatha green one

we are a people of mighty power green one!

we were the first to uphold the... green one

thanks

citizens of Countermay

one generation ago

Simm Buxtehude and Tuatha Dundereal

led an alliance against the god king Shad Hujem

and his undead allies

they toppled the dark one from his god head seat

and sealed his throne under a mountain of stone

but

hey, Natalie right?

I know, hard guess the only girl here

that is how I wanna be remembered

I'm Cas and you have already turned tonight's fortune completely around

I have a tazer

the sunken pyramid of Ixhasa

rises from the deep

and from it issues forth the dread army

with a single goal in mind

to return Ulix the eternal emperor to the god head seat

and restore their empire

will Ixhasa be victorious?

or will the mortal men stand together

and claim the throne for themselves

we shall have the answers to all this and more

when we cry havoc!

HAVOC! cry havoc!

HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!

well, that was pointless

where were we?

allright yeah, lets play

with cards

I do not get your angle man

welcome to the romance of the nine empires collectible card game

where you take the part of one of the nine warring factions

ho oh yeah, ok nine of them I gotcha

yeah I'm just going to declare victory now

allright you got me I don't actually play this game

wonder of wonders!

I'm just a chiseled gamer guy who saw a gorgeous gamer girl

and was willing to risk total humiliation for a chance to talk to her

after this is all over what do you say you teach me how to play over a cup of coffee?

I know this great waffle place it's open all night

ok

let me break it down for you

you're cute, sure

you speak in complete sentences

and I'm reasonably certain that you bathed in the last 24

yep

the thing is I'm here to game I have this tournament to win

and a whole army of the undead to thwart

I can do 20 pull-ups

not in a row or anything...

Tazer Ok! yeah sure

you just do your thing

and I

will just eh...

wanna see how the whole shebang turns out

play it off and back away and...

she totally franced ya, didn't she?

ah, course she did

ah how does utter defeat taste? bitter I hope

this is not sarcasm by the way

the night is young, and as you said victory conditions vary

you got a... little.. here, come here

Skafla

oh no hey look I'm sorry

but you know it's like I've always said men are bad at relationships

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