The Frontier Page #5

of the line, Davy Crockett.

King of the wild frontier.

Any last words'?

My name isn't Davy Crockett.

I'm Daniel Boone.

(gasps)

(pistol clicks)

Ohh! You shot me anyway! Oh-ho!

(groaning)

I did. Get up.

And where did you

learn your trade?

Um,

my mom.

Every day at 5:
00,

she'd turn away from the TV

and say, "You know

what time it is, sweetie?"

And I'd make her a drink.

I'll be damned.

Hell of a good reason

for having kids.

( continues)

Hold still.

Oh, God. Oh, Gloria.

I mean, please.

I just...

I just wanna... (grunts)

I just wanna see what you look

like as a big mean ol' Injun.

Tryin' once again

to be just friends

Okay, lift your hand

and say "How."

Come on!

How.

(gasps)

You look perfect!

Chief Big Daddy.

Do you wanna know

what I want for Christmas'?

I do. I do.

How are those drinks coming'?

Oh.

Just fine.

Flynn, baby, you really

made this a happy day.

I bet you could

turn Alcatraz into Aruba.

(laughs)

Keep drinking, baby!

Keep drinking!

( '60s soul)

Oh, my God. Shh, everyone! This is

the song I've been waiting for.

Oh, sh*t!

Friday night basement club.

GLORIA:
1962!

Where is Rod Serling?

I feel like I've just entered an

episode of The Twilight Zone.

More'?

Urgently.

FLYNN:
Got enough

for another pitcher'?

There is a whole second bottle.

Well, keep 'em coming.

Keep 'em coming.

I'll make it

extra special... cherry.

Cherry margarita.

She'll love that.

(singing along)

Oh, baby, it's a dance

Made for romance

Shoo-bop, shoe-bop, ahh

What a show!

Whoever said

that this highway was dead'?

Gotta grab some more ice.

- Oh, that does look sinful.

- It will be.

Dance with me!

Gloria, I just...

Wah-a-wah

Wah-a-watusi

Come on and take a chance

And get-a with this dance

(gasps)

Shoo-bop, shoe-bop, ahh

Baby, baby, when

you do the fly...

(jukebox off)

(taps)

- Who's in the back'?

- The girl that works here.

- Goddamn it!

(water running)

Come here.

Oh, hello.

I didn't hear you with the water running.

Get out here.

(water turns off)

What's she doing here'?

I work here.

I told her to tend bar.

This isn't a goddamn party.

I want you out of here.

I think you're overreacting.

She's a friend of Luanne's.

She's not a friend of Luanne's.

She's worked here one day.

(ringing)

Stay where you are.

Yes?

What does this mean'?

Hello'?

(handset settles in cradle)

Where's Luanne?

FLYNN:
Who was it'?

You're leaving.

Yes, I think it's for the best.

Thank you for everything.

No.

I'm sorry'?

This place is my responsibility. I'm not

leaving while there's customers here.

We are not customers.

Well, if you're not buying anything,

I think you better leave.

Aah! Jesus!

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