The Front Page Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1974
- 105 min
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# Ooh, ooh, don't eat meats #
# Ooh, ooh, cut out sweets #
# Ooh, ooh, you'll get a pain
and ruin your tum-tum #
# Keep away
# when you're on a spree #
# Take good care of yourself #
# You belong to me! ##
On his return
from the South Pole,
Cdr. Richard E. Byrd
gets a tumultuous welcome
in New York Harbor.
Party boss Joseph Stalin
reviews Russia's military might
marching past Lenin's tomb
in Red Square.
Miss Grant?
Yes?
Can I have a word
with you?
My name is Fishbein,
Otto Fishbein.
Oh, if you're a booking agent,
don't bother.
I am getting out
of show business.
Well, nothing like that.
I'm a probation officer.
Probation officer?
What's this all about?
Well, it's come
to our attention
that you're planning
to marry one Hildebrand Johnson
also known
as Hildy Johnson.
So?
Well, that's okay.
But we understand
you're planning
to move to Philadelphia.
Is there anything
wrong with that?
Plenty.
He can't leave Chicago.
He has to report
to us every week.
Why?
Because
he's on probation.
For what?
You mean
he didn't tell you?
Well, I can
hardly blame him.
What are you
talking about?
Now don't get panicky.
He's not really a criminal,
he's just sick.
Sick?
Well, not all the time.
But every so often
he gets this crazy urge.
Mr. Fishbein,
I've been married before.
Now, just what did
Hildy do?
As long as he was
doing it in dark alleys
and deserted parks, well,
we in the department
have some compassion.
But this last time,
in the
Chicago Art Institute.
For God's sake,
what happened?
Well, there were
those 16 high-school girls on a tour
and there he was at the top
of the staircase
wearing a raincoat,
and it wasn't even raining.
Is that
some sort of a crime?
You know what he was wearing underneath?
Shoes and socks.
And?
That's it.
We get those exhibitionists
all the time. "Hey, lady, look!"
I-- I don't believe it.
We got a file
on him this thick.
Poor Hildy.
Poor Hildy.
He'd be in jail
right now,
if it weren't for that editor of his,
that Walter something.
Walter Burns?
That's it.
Pulled a lot of strings
with the state's attorney and the judge.
That's what I call
a real friend.
That'll be Hildy.
What can I say
to him?
Save your breath.
He'll just deny
everything, anyway.
If I were you,I'd go back to
Philadelphia and forget all about him.
And not even say goodbye?
Hello?
Hi, baby.
This is your dream lover,
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
I just thought
I'd check in.
Boy, have I had
a busy afternoon.
Where were you?
At the Art Museum?
Art Museum?
What Art Museum?
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