The Freedom Force Page #5

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this is as top secret

as it gets, major. Good luck.

[GASPS]

[BOY] Look who it is!

Mr. Bookworm himself

and just guess what he's doing.

Reading a book for a change!

Yeah.

He thinks he's so smart.

As if reading makes you smart!

I've never read a book

in my life, and look at me!

If he wants to learn so badly,

I'll be happy

to teach him a lesson!

And it'll be a lesson

he'll never forget!

[EVIL CHUCKLING]

Uh oh! Time to hit the road!

Mon chocolate

goes right to my hips.

[SHOUTS] Maniacs!

You can't run from us.

Aah!

[LAUGHTER]

Ha ha! We got you now.

You little Bookworm.

Huh, why don't you

get off your knees

and take it like a man.

No, please!

Pick on someone your own size!

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING] Huh?

[GASPS]

Bullying is not cool.

Let's see.

If I route

the primary source file

through a binary

output modifier.

And compile it without parsing

the static variables.

Then my matrix extensions

should replicate

in the closed loop system

through the proxy server.

Ha! Oh, yeah.

[SHOUTING]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

Whoa!

Ugh!

[MAN] Raid two,

this is Alpha control.

Report in.

What is happening down there?

Raid two, can you hear me?

What is your current position?

Sir, my current position

is an arabesque.

I can't speak for the others,

but now I am doing

a flying brise into a pirouette

with a double plie.

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

Aristotle Renaud.

Step away from the keyboard.

Wow! Cool

a uh-7o black navajo!

Please help.

How come nobody

wants to be friends with me?

I wish I could

just figure it out.

[FARTS]

[DOG WHINES, BARKS]

Oh, right. That's why.

I can't help it if I'm a

little gassy some of the time.

Okay, so maybe

I'm a lot gassy all the time.

Houston, are you all right?

[GASPS] Hey!

Son, you're coming with...

ugh!

What is that stench?

[GROANS]

Oh-ho! We need

a biohazard team in here!

It's a stink-bomb!

The worst smell I've ever

smelled my entire life.

I want to cut my nose

off my face.

And my face off my neck.

Losing muscle control.

Abort the mission.

Every... man...

For... himself.

We are under attack.

I repeat.

We are under attack.

The enemy is silent.

But deadly.

Can't breathe.

Tell mommy I love her.

Ugh.

[FILTERED BREATHING]

A gas mask?

Finally!

Someone who can be my friend!

[MAN ON TV] Take your stance.

Ready.

Fight!

[TECHNO]

Hiya!

[GRUNTS]

Roundhouse.

Good.

Target spotted.

Double roundhouse.

Combo move! Bonus score.

Perfect!

[MAN OVER WALKIE]

Alpha six and nine, move in.

[SWAT GUY] Copy that.

Miss, you're coming with us.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Stand down!

I told you to stand down!

Tell me who you are!

What do you want?

Special forces!

Top secret mission.

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