The Frankenstein Theory Page #5

Clarence, relax, Clarence.

We are not here to hurt you.

Why would we want to hurt you?

I don't know, man.

You tell me.

We don't want to.

We just wanted to ask you

a couple of questions.

You answered them.

And you did a really great job

and now I think we should

probably leave, we'll leave.

[LAUGHING]

Whoa! Whoa! F***, man.

Whoa! That could...

Okay, so everyone back...

Money man, I'll tell the story.

I don't even need to talk,

you guys tell me some sh*t,

you know.

VICKY:
If it's okay,

we've got to get back

on schedule.

CLARENCE:
Really?

F***, guys, I'm sorry.

You were just trying to do

your job, man.

And I'm like...

I'm sorry, man.

I'm f***ing sorry.

I'm really, really sorry.

Well, that was fun.

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry,

all right,

I did not know

that that man

was going to be

that unstable.

I really do apologize.

ERIC:
Unstable.

I know. I know.

He was just unstable.

My mom's unstable.

That was a meth head

who pulled a gun.

Yeah, and made me

empty my pockets

and sniffed my wallet.

He sniffed his wallet.

Guys, it's all right,

we got great footage.

We did get some

really good information,

some very solid information.

Did we, good?

You know what else we got?

We got a gun

pulled on us.

We got a meth head

sniffing our wallets

and pulling guns on us.

Thank you.

Yeah. Thanks.

From the crew,

thank you.

Yeah, okay,

so here we are in Deline.

We are in the heart of the

Northwest Territories now.

And it's cold.

I'm gonna go head off

and try to meet up

with our guide.

He's gonna suit us up

and supply us

with snowmobiles and

we're gonna head out.

And I feel excited,

because this feels like

the beginning

of our adventure!

So, yeah...

Was that good?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm heading out.

VICKY:
All right.

See you in a bit.

So what do you guys

think of lovely Deline?

I think this place sucks,

worse than the last place

we were in.

It's definitely colder,

but I don't think

it sucks any worse.

Totally sucks worse.

No, we've hit

a real, you know,

consistent level

volume of suck.

We're in a suck

downhill spiral.

Guys, just cut it out.

Constant suck.

This is enough.

[GROANS]

BRIAN:

Ooh, that'll be fun,

snowmobiles!

Okay, guys,

this is our guide,

Karl McCallion.

Karl, this is everybody.

How you doing?

BRIAN:
Hi, Karl.

I'm Vicky Stephens,

it's nice to meet you.

You're making the movie, huh?

That's right.

Yeah, Jonathan, told me

that was part of the deal,

but I ain't no actor

or nothin'.

Oh, well, that's okay,

we're not really making

that kind of movie.

This is a documentary.

Yeah. Look, I don't mean

no disrespect,

but you guys don't

look like you've

spent much time

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