The Fourth Dimension Page #4

to cut it with.

That's when my wife screamed

to me, "get the hedge

clippers, the garden shears we

used to go cut flowers with.

I cut the umbilical cord,

and it worked perfectly.

That's when I remembered that

the doctor told me anyone can

deliver a baby if you've

got the right tools.

Now, we're are all babies.

We're not convicts

and outcasts.

We're newborns.

We're babies.

It's time for you to find

the right tools.

You fly away now.

You scrape off the afterbirth

and kick it

into the fourth dimension!

What is the fourth

dimension, you ask?

It is simply Heaven on Earth.

It is security.

It is the land of the

more worries.

It is enlightenment.

It's the beautiful

balance of light.

It comes in circles and waves.

Smells like chocolate.

It floats through machine gun

fire and volcanic ash.

It's invincible and

utterly whole.

If you listen to

what I say, then you will have

each entered the fourth

dimension.

You'll know the great secrets.

Breathe it in.

Everybody got their

eyes closed.

Here we go.

Let's get into the

fourth dimension.

It's light and fluffy.

Breathe it in now.

You're no longer unemployed,

you kings and queens of the

fourth dimension.

I depend on you.

You depend on me.

The next generation of thinkers

and innovators, great

minds of the hidden generations,

the do-gooders,

pleasure providers, the Hell

destroyers who are going to

find cures for every

awful disease.

You're going to reveal

perfection on Earth.

Breathe it in.

Smell the healing.

Nice.

Cotton candy.

Cotton candy all

over the world.

Now go out and get

stuck in it.

Chill out.

Don't worry, I'm

sure you'll survive.

Shoot.

Damn,

you're good.

You!

You, you, you, you, you,

you, you, you, you!

Question.

How can I

be more like you, Val?

How can I be more

like you, Val?

There are no

impossibilities, but I can't

help you with that.

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

Oh, now we're the same person.

We're the same person.

Yes, yes!

Thank you, Val!

Thank you.

Yes.

My wife and my

two kids and I don't have a

place to stay.

I live in my van.

You live in a van?

Yeah.

But at least

you've got a van.

Woo!

I don't

have a van.

I don't have a van.

I've got a bicycle.

I don't have a van.

I don't have a van.

Has it got tires?

Yes.

You're blessed.

How do I

find a girlfriend, Val?

Are you

kidding me?

I can't

find a girlfriend.

You stand outside.

You'll find one.

Not now.

Not now, madcap.

Woo, thank you very much!

You're beautiful!

Woo!

Woo!

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