The First Turn-On Page #3
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- Year:
- 1983
- 88 min
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Well, don't panic.
Well, let's look on
the positive side.
We still have light
and half a joint.
Half a joint.
And let's see, who
knows we're here.
My campers!
They're still back on
They are bound to come
and get us in no time.
Ahh!
Oh, boy, what a relief.
Hey, Clem, what's that
guy doing by our fence?
So hard to find a good
piss pole these days.
And this one is a beauty.
Hey, it looks like he's
breaking into our chicken coop.
What a relief.
Oh, my back teeth were floating.
My teeth were just
going to fall right out.
They were just floating.
Oh, thank goodness
I found this pole.
I thought it--
OK, buster, put up your hands
and turn around real slow.
Well, wait, wait, wait.
Shutup!
Put up your hands and
turn around real slow.
Well, OK.
Oh, don't hurt me.
Huh?
These water bills
are killing me.
Now, I told you I
wanted three campers
to pee before each flush.
Get it?
Got it.
Good.
Lebotomy, what
are you doing back
so soon from the nature hunt?
Danny Anderson.
Mitch, Annie, and
Henry-- funny cigarettes.
Frogs!
What are you trying to tell me?
Well, they're lost.
And they're not coming back.
Merriam, check on his story.
We've got to find those kids.
Some of them haven't
paid their bill yet.
What time is it, Miss Farmer?
Leave me alone.
Oh, excuse me.
What's the matter with you?
You've never been
touched by a man before?
Scared I might turn you on?
Big shot.
I am sick of yours
notty comments.
I have been touched by more men
than you could even imagine.
I bet you wouldn't even
know what to do if I
really let you touch me anyway.
Yeah, I bet you never even
have gotten laid, Stub.
Hey, listen, I wouldn't want
to bore you with the details.
Besides, you wouldn't
understand half of it anyway.
And don't call me Stub.
My name is Stud.
OK Stub, why don't you tell
us about your sexual conquests?
Yeah.
I don't want to
talk about this.
The act of sexual intercourse--
the coupling of two organisms
is the most important
and obviously essential
when in the life
cycle of the species.
What the hell did she just say?
She's trying to tell us she
never bobbed on a man before.
How about it, nature counselor?
I bet you're the world's
first 22-year-old virgin.
Yeah, when did Miss Nature
Teacher get her cherry
[popping sound] popped.
Aren't we all charming today?
OK, Stub, you're
going to enlighten us
on your vast sexual experience.
OK.
OK, all right.
I'll tell you all about
the first time I got laid.
Hmm?
Under one condition.
Yeah?
That you all tell me about
the first time you got laid.
What's the matter?
You've all done it haven't you?
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