The Finales I: Date Of Fire Page #5
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Dave:
The 49$ rooms.Dina:
Alright, These are right next to us.Dave walks in his, and he immediately sniffs, and coughs.
Dave:
Did a cow smoke in here? Did I get a smoking room?Dave sits down on the one small, very small bed.
Dave:
This bed is wet! Do they not do laundry around here?He checks the sheets, they’re dry.
Dave:
I guess I’ll be sleeping on the floor.He checks the pillows, they’re as hard as a rock.
Dave:
Hopefully the floor is as soft as a pillow.He grabs the remote.
Dave (pressing buttons, and it does nothing): What?
The remote does nothing.
Dave (checking the battery compartment): Stupid thing.
Dave sees a whole bunch of ants on the corroded batteries, He screams, and throws the remote.
Dave:
What the?!Dina walks in, not seeing the remote behind the door she opened.
Dina:
Is there a problem, sir?Dave (lying):
No, Everything is just fine.Dina:
Alright, I’ll leave ya to it.Dina leaves.
Dave:
Jesus, No wonder these rooms are 49 dollars.Dave checks the bathroom, it smells like urine.
Dave:
Jesus Christ. Do they not check these rooms?Dave checks the shower, It has no soap or shampoo, but instead, one paper towel. It is super wet.
Dave:
I guess not. Or, This is a newly opened room, and they just haven’t gotten around to cleaning it.We cut to Dave sitting on the floor, on a call with a different receptionist.
Dave:
So, You’re telling me that ants were in your remote, the bed was moist, the bathrooms were utterly disgusting, and the whole room smells like cigarettes and vinegar?Dave:
Yes, Exactly.Angel:
Oh boy, Oh, Oh boy, Ummmmm, Well, Our cleaners have all gotten struck with the flu, so--Dave:
Don’t tell me. Please don’t tell me--Angel:
You’re--Dave begins screaming, throwing the phone around as long as it can go (it is connected by wire to something).
Angel:
Sir?! Hello?Dave (grabbing the phone): Can I get a refund?
Angel:
You’ve been here for over 12 hours--Dave:
No! It is only 8:00! I came here at 4! You can’t tell me that that is--Angel:
Well, According to our files, You’ve been here for 7 months, Oh yeah, When you going to pay your hotel bills? They’ve been due for over 6 months.Dave:
6 months! Someone is trying to f***ing frame me--Angel:
Wait, Wrong file, Although, Even if I can find the right file, I still can’t give you a refund.Dave:
Are you f***ing kidding me?!Angel:
There’s a reason why they’re 49$ my friend.Dave:
No, No, NO--Angel hangs up on him.
Dave:
This is great, Just plain great, Now all I need is a bird to swoop in here and this will be Ben 10 in a f***ing hotel in f***ing a b*tch-whore named Montana in motherfucking Montana! F***ing hell.
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