The Feels Page #2

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I'm too old.

- Just press a dial.

- I gotta send you some stuff.

It's not really a compliment.

I just don't have time.

Oh, thanks.

That's why I love you!

"I don't have time,"

you wanna know.

I love your music.

- See?

- I didn't say I didn't love it.

I said I listen to it.

- Thank you, regular.

- Thanks.

Everybody in the kitchen

was like, "You gotta ask this."

And I was like, "I will."

When you play live...

I'm being for real,

when you play live,

do you play to a click track

or like a live recording?

- Or is it like pre-recorded?

- Wait, I have a question.

Who was asking you?

- Hi!

- [applause]

[shouting and cheering]

You!

- Yay!

- Hi!

Hi! Great to see you!

Good to see you, Josh!

- Hi!

- Did you get younger?

Hey! Thank you so much

for coming.

- It makes me happy.

- I wouldn't have missed it.

How's Flaccid Dick?

- Someone's getting married

- [Lu shouts]

Hi! Yay!

- Hello!

- Did you have a good drive?

- Yes, fine.

- You didn't get lonely?

- Oh, I got so lonely.

- I know. You're always lonely.

I was like bored, lonely.

And did you decorate okay?

I mean, I think it looks okay.

What do you think?

- This is good!

- Yeah?

Wait a second.

You guys!

Um, what's the situation?

Is this part of the decor

that you thought I would like?

Well, this was Nikki's idea.

- Oh, this is a Nikki thing.

- Yes, yes.

She's coming.

Nikki will be here.

So, guys, per Nikki's rules,

those pictures

that you sent me,

I have drawn them

on the banner,

and Andi and Lu

are going to feel everybody's

b*obs during the game,

and based off the numbers

and how they feel,

they're going to determine

whose are whose on the banner.

Yours too?

I drew something on there.

Tried.

I guess it's debatable

which it could be.

- Like a nut sack?

- I don't have a chest.

- Like symmetrical moles?

- I should've drawn those.

Be prepared to be perplexed.

I'm wearing

a sports bra, so...

You have to take the bra off.

Hey, you don't gotta

ask me twice.

Oh, my God!

You guys, you guys...

- Aw!

- What's that?

Come here.

- Kitty and Pups.

- Yes.

This was like a thing we had

when we were kids.

Kitty and Pups,

because when I was a kid,

I thought that all kitties

were girls,

and then all dogs,

or pups, were boys.

I mean, I think it's true.

It's the child logic.

The brilliance of childhood.

But being the brilliant

artist he is,

he made me

these comic strip, these...

this anthology

of Kitty and Pups comics.

Every time I had

a really tough day,

he would make me

a Kitty and Pups comic,

and it made me feel better.

And you haven't made me one

in so long!

- Like 20 years or something.

- I'm so happy to see it!

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