The Family Page #3

- Welcome to you then.

It's always with great pleasure

that I welcome

a new member of our congregation.

Oh...

A bientt.

A bientt.

Wow. That's amazing.

- I'm a collector, too.

- Really?

Yeah. I mean, nothing like you.

I only started a few months ago.

The only one I'm missing

is PSG's number eight.

I'll have to check, but I think

I may be able to help you out with that.

If you have it, honestly,

I'll give anything you want for it.

That's a deal, man.

Hey. You want a ride?

Thanks, but I've been sitting all day.

It's good for me to walk.

Sure, but it's a chance

to get to know each other.

- And show you round town.

- It won't take long, you know.

Come on, Miss America.

Just a quick ride to welcome you

to our beautiful town.

And this way,

they get to improve their English.

Lost?

I just think I missed a turn.

- Where do you live?

- Rue des Favorites.

Aah. That is miles away.

It'll be dark before you get home.

Open the door.

So?

Just a quick ride.

You're the boss.

Hey, we aren't leaving town, are we?

You have to see the leisure park where

everybody meets up at the weekend.

- Do you like swimming?

- Sure.

I got the feeling Miss America's

gonna knock 'em dead at the pool.

Woo!

- What are you guys doing?

- Just taking a little break.

Yeah, well, I think I should get home.

It's a little much for my first day.

Hey, relax.

It is just five minutes

to get to know each other better.

Oops.

Aah.

Get off! Get off! Get off!

Hey, boys,

if this is your approach to women,

you're not gonna get very far.

Girls are not some toys

that you f*** in the park.

OK? Your future depends on women.

Don't you care about your future?

So take care of them,

or else you're not gonna have one.

Hey.

Mom bought supplies

for the whole year.

- Did she find any peanut butter?

- You're joking.

Hey.

- Hi, honey.

- Hey.

How was your day?

Fine.

- Good.

Title and author.

A lot ofletters up there,

and a lot ofmoney to be made

for charity. Angie, you'll start.

Hi, Don Luchese.

You asked for some ice?

It's not him.

OK, OK, I'll keep looking.

Va bene.

How about your teachers?

What are they like?

- Pretty good.

- F***ing bad.

Warren, can you please avoid using

the word "f***" in every sentence?

- Sorry, Mom.

- We're not in Brooklyn anymore.

Your mother's right, son.

We're not in Brooklyn anymore.

In fact, I don't there is anywhere further

from Brooklyn than this f***ing rat hole.

I'll get it. Finish up

and help your mother clear the dishes.

- How was the first day?

- It was pretty good.

- Anything to report?

- Nothing... special, no.

Kids? School?

You know, they always

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