The Faculty Page #3

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Hi. I'm Delilah.

- Happy to have you at Herrington.

- Thank you.

Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes

different shades of black in her ensemble?

- F*** you, gutter slut.

- I don't know why you insist...

on being such a bad example

for your people.

- What people?

- I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new friend.

No.

I'm not aware of any lesbianism

in my lineage.

That's too bad, Stokely. You'll just

have to keep looking for Miss Right.

Bipolar b*tch.

Violent.

Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- I was just eating my lunch, sir.

This ain't the cafeteria, son.

Yes, sir.

I'm sorry about that, sir.

You're

- I forget your name.

- Casey.

Right.

I've seen you around.

You're not really

into sports.

I don't think a person should run

unless he's being chased.

"Being chased."

I like that.

Get outta here.

- Mrs Brummel, may I have a word with you?

- Certainly.

Man, get a f***ing eye dog.

Maybe if you didn't paint

your f***ing eyes shut.

- Mr Furlong.

- Present.

Found something

on the football field.

Thought you might want

to take a look.

- What is it?

- I was hoping you could tell me.

Want to be

lab partners?

I didn't know

you were a lesbian.

I don't think

I've ever met one before.

Have you been out long?

I think it's very impressive

and evolved of you

I'm not a lesbian,

all right?

Be one. Please.

Fly free.

You were right about me. I don't have

any friends, and I like it that way.

- Being a lesbian is just my security.

- Your security against what?

People like you.

Complex.

Certain mesozoan...

only exist in the kidney

of certain squid and octopi.

- Which doesn't make sense because

- This is Ohio.

Right.

It's a pelagic organism.

- What's pelagic?

- A sea-dwelling organism.

Exactly.

But I don't recognize

this surface tissue at all.

Casey, I don't want to blow smoke up your butt,

but I think you found a new species.

Yeah, right.

It could happen. New species

are discovered every day.

- Don't be so cynical.

- Could it be gnathostomulida?

- No.

- They escaped detection till the mid-20th century.

You just know

everything.

I'm a contradiction.

Check the mesodermic follicles

on its underbelly.

- What does that mean?

- It means we gotta call the university,

let them take a look, maybe get in

on some of that federal grant money.

Our secret...

all right?

- Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.

- Blow me, blood fart.

Did you see that?

What is it doing?

- You think it's amphibian?

- Water resuscitated it.

Yeah, but couldn't this kill it?

Yeah, you don't want

to drown it.

- One way to find out.

- Man.

It's all right.

It's okay.

Mr Furlong,

what are you doing?

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