The Extendables Page #2

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mind if I take over?

Yeah, actually

I would enjoy that.

Great, we'll call

you when you're up.

I'll be working on my lines.

I need you to use and trust

the length of your sword.

Use and trust the

length of my sword.

Yes.

It's kind of like the force.

Yeah, the force.

Think about keeping your

hand in your pocket.

Okay, in my pocket.

Yes.

Okay, I can do that.

I can handle that.

I think we need the girl.

What?

Yeah, the girl.

No, she's knocked out.

Yeah, but she can wake up.

No, she's not

supposed to wake up yet, VD.

No, she wake up, but

she want to come to my aid.

No.

And knocks herself out!

- No.

- It would be very funny!

VD, we're running out of time.

Get me Louie.

Sir...

VD...

Page Louie.

I would like the girl, please.

VD?

I want the girl.

Get me Maria.

VD, your chef, Louie.

Louie, what were those

strips of things we had?

When?

Last week.

What day?

Tuesday.

That was the chicken.

No, it was not the chicken.

Maybe it wasn't Tuesday?

Maybe.

Wednesday?

I don't know, it

was the strips of things

with maybe the light pesto.

No, the pesto was

on the chicken on Tuesday.

Calamari!

Yes, calamari!

But that was Thursday.

With a lemon herb

and a sesame oil.

Oh, it was Thursday.

Yes, Thursday.

Oh.

Well I will have two strips

of calamari al dente.

Yes, sir.

VD, Maria.

Oh, Maria.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

I'm very good now

that you are here.

We have decided to add

you into the fight.

Do I get to punch you?

Uh... no.

Kick you?

No.

Oh.

But you do get to

slap me in the face

with your fair and ample bosom.

Oh... okay.

VD, you okay?

Umm...

What happened?

Sometimes I see things.

What did you see?

It was large and warm,

and it felt really good.

So, you're okay.

Yeah!

Okay.

You know we have to do

the fight sometime today!

Yes?

Why don't you show

us the second part

of the fight Mr. Choreographer?

You will never get me.

The crystals are mine.

You'll never get me!

The crystals are mine!

Hmm hmm!

You'll never get me ha ha!

Oh, God.

A word, if I may.

Oh, Sir Jeffrey, of course.

Let me know what

I can do for you.

You will never

get me, the crystals are mine.

Does the previous sentence have

a ring of familiarity to it?

Sort of.

Shall we

call it by its real name?

What?

Cliche.

Do you want me saying cliches?

No.

What exactly

was it about this script

that made you want

to make this movie?

Why don't you re-title the

film and call it, The Cliche?

Then it can be a comedy

and I can laugh about it.

What do you want to say?

I want the

words to not be plagarized.

I want them to have something

to say that vaguely resembles

my character, who is f***ing

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