The Expendables 3 Page #4

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Luna.

Hi.

Young lady, meet a friend of mine. Barney Ross.

Barney Ross, Luna. Luna, Barney Ross.

Nice to meet you Mr. Ross.

Gentlemen if you'd follow me,

I have your table waiting.

Come on.

Live a little.

So Luna how are things?

The same old.

What do you do?

You wanna go, bro?

Would you guys excuse me..

All right so what are we doing here?

Have a drink.

Where's your candidate?

Right there in the red dress about to chop those guys in half.

- The hostess?

- Not the hostess

She's the bouncer.

I could do that.

You want to slip on a dress and give it a shot.

Men.

She's good.

You oughta see her without heels.

When was your last checkup?

I don't know, a while back.

High cholesterol, plaque, all that stuff.

Yeah pretty much.

Except with me.

They found a lump on my lung.

Very dark, they said.

Why shouldn't I see that coming?

Well, what do you do?

I try to make as much money as I can,

fast as I can.

For those kids, you know.

The ones I don't talk to.

Make some kind of a good impression

on them, before I'm gone.

Sad, isn't it?

Yeah it is sad. I'm sorry.

Nah, that's all bullshit, I'm fine.

Just checking you're still human.

Had you going there now didn't I?

Yeah, you did goddammit.

That can never happen again.

I'll never trust you again.

Next kid's a bit of a dark horse.

Just came across my desk. I don't like throwing in a wildcard.

But this guy's creds were too good to pass up.

Anybody seen Felipe?

Yo Felipe.

Looks good Bonaparte.

Yeah not bad.

Finally got it right.

Damn!

Felipe Silva!

Meet Barney Ross.

Galgo.

Galgo, you sent me another fake resume.

Mr. Ross I can do what you need, whatever you need.

I am healthier than I look, stronger than I look...

Faster than I look.

Actually, sh*t, you were born in 1984?

Of course not.

But I feel like that I was born in 1984.

Do not waste your time, Barney we're leaving.

Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross.

Please.

It's like uh, it's like I have discovered.. the fountain of youth

I mean, not.. 'The fountain of youth'.

Ponce de Leon discovered that one.

Um by the way..

Another great Spaniard, like myself.

Mr. Ross.

Age is just a state of mind.

You're only old, when you surrender...

When you give up, and I haven't, not yet.

- Galgo, this sh*t has got to stop

- I gotta go

This is the third time this month.

Seriously, move on.

What's this guy's story?

Actually I feel a little sorry for him.

His last team dropped him.

Back in the day, you couldn't catch him.

- Very fast, maybe even faster than you

- No way

Oh! maybe.

But, what am I gonna say.

It's a young man's game.

I need a job!

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