The Errand Boy Page #4

Synopsis: Paramutual Pictures wants to know where all the money is going so they hire Morty to be their spy. Morty works for Mr. Sneak and gets a job in the mail room so that he can have access to the lot. But all that Morty ever finds is that he can cause havoc no matter what he does.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Jerry Lewis
Production: Paramount Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
NOT RATED
Year:
1961
92 min
244 Views


That's right. Right away.

We're gonna start right away.

Get down there, fellas. That's it.

Right down the street there. That's it.

Just keep going, right straight down.

What's the matter? What's holding?

Go ahead. MoVe it along, will you?

Come on, fellas, let's go. That's it.

All right, kids. Settle down.

Take your positions.

The same ones that you had yesterday

during the rehearsal.

You know what you haVe to do.

And you know that this

is a quality scene

in one of Mr. Buzzbee's

quality pictures.

Good morning, Mr. Buzzbee.

How do you feel?

That's good.

You get a good night's sleep?

- Rehearse! Action!

- Here she is...

- Hold it!

- Hold it!

- We make it on film!

- We make it on film!

- EVerybody ready?

- EVerybody ready?

- Camera!

- Speed.

Action!

Here she is, direct from

three months of no work:

Miss Bubbles Rothschild!

Hit the music! Playback!

My blue eyes just wink for you

Hold it! Hold it!

- Hold it!

- Hold it!

- Hold it! Hold it!

- Hold it! Hold it!

He appears to be sore

about something.

This is one of his precious moods.

I've never seen him

so warm and kind.

Hey, you weren't here yesterday.

How come?

Well, I'm not... I'm not... I'm not...

- When they were all walking...

- Hold it!

- I'm not... I'm not...

- Hold it! Hold!

Speed.

My blue eyes just wink for you

Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink at you

I belong to you know who

You wacka do wacka do do do

Do de oh do

Do de oh do

Vo de oh do

Vo de oh do

That's my way of saying that it's you

I wanna know

My blue eyes just wink for you

Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink at you

I belong to you know who

You wacka do wacka do do do

Do de oh do

Do de oh do

Vo de oh do

Vo de oh do

That's my way of saying that it's you

- That it's you

- I wanna know

Vo de oh do

Vo vo de oh do

Wack wack wacka do

Wack wacka do

You know who

I know you and I know how too

But I know that you and me are...

You forget the words?

I got that...

When I heard with a wacka do da,

it made me...

I was gonna tell you

that I don't belong to work in that

when I was wacka do- ing

I liked that tune a lot, so I

tainy wingum wacka do- ing

Oh, but I'll go away now

so you can do your other moVie parts.

Oh, wack wack wack and you

You know who

I know you and I know how too

Now, listen.

And listen loud!

When you guys come

and go from this office,

I want you to come and go

in quick order,

without a lot of unnecessary chatter

amongst yourselVes!

- Haskins!

- Yes, sir.

See that the Accounting Department

gets these letters right away!

Lance! I...

Yes, sir.

I want you to make a pickup

at T.P.'s office. Double time!

Larkin! Go down...

...to the L.A. Post office

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Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis AM (born Joseph Levitch; March 16, 1926) is an American actor, comedian, singer, film producer, film director, screenwriter, humanitarian and innovator. He is known for his slapstick humor in film, television, stage and radio. He and Dean Martin were partners as the hit popular comedy duo of Martin and Lewis. Following that success, he was a solo star in film, nightclubs, television, concert stages and musicals. Lewis served as national chairman of the Muscular Dystrophy Association and host of the live Labor Day broadcast of the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon for 40 years. more…

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