The Endless Page #4

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- Oh, whoa.

These are good.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Wait. What do you

and Justin do?

Um... we clean.

Impressive?

Didn't you used to like

to fish?

Yeah, you know,

when I was a kid, but...

I don't think I even remember

how to tie a fishing knot.

You know?

Uh, do you get paid for this?

What, for being

alone with you?

Come on!

Yes, of course!

I mean, the money comes

from the beer, but...

yeah, we all get paid for

everything we do.

So you never have to leave?

All right.

Black ace.

Just focus on these angels here

for a second.

One, two...

So we got your red from

earlier, right?

And with this little...

black, yeah.

I think I see

what you're doing.

Come here.

You're gonna pick a card.

Come on.

Take a look at it.

Put it back in

wherever you want.

Very good.

Is that your card?

No.

Have you seen Aaron?

Yeah, he's in Anna's cabin

with her.

You all right with that?

Why wouldn't I be

all right with that?

You wanna see another trick?

Come on, just humor me.

It's a new one I'm working on.

Come on.

Relax. Relax.

HAL:
All right! Who's

ready for The Struggle?

Hey, why doesn't Dave talk?

Brain injury.

Hal says he fell off a building

while working construction,

and Tim told me it was

self-trephination.

You drill a hole in your skull

so you stay permanently high.

He drilled too far.

Ladies and gentlemen,

for most of you,

this requires no explanation.

But we have many

traditions here at Camp Arcadia,

none more prominent than

The Struggle.

(CHEERING)

We have the struggle

with passion!

The struggle for growth!

The struggle with

a higher power!

Smiling Dave on a ladder.

And...

- And...

- (LAUGHTER)

What, Anna?

That would be all of which

we overcome with perseverance.

You're the one

who invented this,

so why am I always the one

looking ridiculous emceeing it?

Because I'm reigning champion,

that's why.

(CHUCKLES)

That you are.

Whoo!

I need a breather.

Who's next?

Come on, who's next?

Aaron?

Nah. I'm good.

Next time. Thank you.

Come on.

What do you say, guys,

can we get him up here?

- Come on, man!

- Come on!

Let's go!

(CHEERING)

There you go.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

It's all right.

It's all right.

(MOUTHS)

Can I go again?

We never give up.

(GRUNTING)

(SHOUTING)

(LAUGHS) All right!

Whoo!

(CHEERS, APPLAUSE)

First man to use

a fishing knot

in The Struggle is victorious!

(CHEERING)

Who's next?

Justin?

I'm sorry. I really don't

want to right now.

You sure?

All right.

(ROPE WHIPS)

Thank you, Lizzy, but I could

really just do this myself.

No, it's fine.

I used to clean up sores for

this gun-nut tweaker guy

out in the woods,

so this is nothing.

Sounds like it's a good thing

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