The Employer Page #2
How's your head?
Still hurts.
Yeah, it was bleeding before,
but Billie, she bandaged it up.
Thank you.
How did you get all banged up?
Last night, I got jumped by like
five guys who came to my house.
I fought back, hard.
Got a few good hits in, and then they pinned
me down and they put a rag over my mouth.
Did you recognize any of them?
No, no, I just assumed it was some
random thugs trying to rob my house.
Maybe that's it. Maybe we were
all just chosen at random.
I had a job interview today, too. Maybe when
I don't show, they'll know something's wrong.
Who's the job with?
A company I'm sure you've
never heard of.
Try me.
Carcharias Corporation.
Oh, my God.
I'm up for a job there, too.
Yeah, so am I. I was supposed
to have my third interview today.
Get the f*** out of here.
You, too?
I guess we found our connection.
You know, I can see an egghead like
you being up for a job like that...
but you're not telling me the rest
of you are Carcharias material?
Yes, that's exactly
what we're telling you.
So what are your qualifications?
I'm co-owner of a company that
doubled their profits every quarter...
went public. What about you?
I've been a partner in a consulting
firm for the past five years.
I've owned my own consulting
firm for seven.
Oh, you got time in between
weight lifting events for that?
Whoa, hey.
Whoa.
Let's get this straight, okay?
I work out to stay in shape.
That's it.
So stop f***ing with me!
No problem.
Or I will kick your ass.
Yeah, I got it.
So how about you?
Yeah, I'll kick your ass, too.
I meant, why are you
up for the job?
I don't know. Maybe because
I wrote my thesis on Carcharias.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
At least now I know
who I'm up against.
I'm the least qualified person
here.
I mean, I've been unemployed
for the last six months...
I sent them my resume and they
called me in for an interview.
But, I don't know.
They told me that I was exactly
what they were looking for.
Now I don't know what to think.
Okay, so we're all applying
for the same job.
But what does that mean?
Did you hear that?
Where's that coming from?
Does someone have a phone?
It's up there.
Why is there a phone
in the vent?
Who cares? If we can get it,
we can call for help.
Here, James, boost me up.
How?
Just kneel down, and then I'm
going to get up on your knees.
Let me guess,
cheerleader in college?
High school.
I hate cheerleaders.
It's screwed shut.
Here. Use this to try
to loosen the screws.
Why do you have that?
I always keep one hidden.
Just in case.
Ding, ding, ding.
Brains and brawn.
He's got the whole package.
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