The Emperors New Groove 2 Kronks New Groove

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2005
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Yep, that's me. Kronk.

Wait. Where did I go?

Right, there I am.

Covered in cheese

like a human pizza.

My life was fine until today.

- But now I'm doomed. Doomed!

- Ah!

You know, it wasn't

always like this.

I helped save the emperor's life.

Found a rewarding career.

Next slide!

I even made

some great new friends.

Oh! But look at me now!

Hiding out like a frightened kid

who needs a hug

from his teddy bear.

The little yellow one

with the button nose.

Ah, if only I could

turn back the clock.

Back to a time when I had

a spring in my step

and a... smile in my heart.

A time I like to think of as...

...earlier that same day.

Ahhh!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Come on!

Mm-hmm.

That's what I'm talking about.

Look out! Here it comes!

# See him walkin' down the street

# With a merry gleam in his eye

# He's loved by everyone in this town

# He's loved by this town

# To look at him now you'd never know

He was once the kind of guy

# Who tried to bring an empire down

# An empire down

# He lost his groove, he lost his way

When he fell in with a woman

# Who wanted to take over the world

# But then he did a full 180

# Said vamoose to the shady lady

# Now he'll teach your kid

to talk like a squirrel

- Squeakity squeaken.

- Squeak, squeaken!

# And though he spreads such joy

everywhere he goes

# Looks like this town's fly guy

# Will be the last to know

# There is nothing to prove

# Don't have to approve

the way that you move

# Don't have to be smart

or be rich or be smooth

# Don't have to make art

that could hang in the Louvre

# If you just go with your heart

- # Then you'll be true to your groove

- # True to your groove

- # You should be true to your groove

- # True to your groove

- # You should be true to your groove

- # True to your groove

# Yeah, you should be true to your

# Oh, you should be true

to your groove #

So right about now

you're probably wondering,

"Hey, where's that emperor guy?"

Ha-ha! Wella, wella, boom baby!

Emperor Kuzco here,

coming at you live from the palace.

Hail Kuzco!

No, please, don't grovel.

l'd feel stupid.

l'm not that kind of guy anymore.

l'm nice now.

Didn't you see the first movie?

Yay! A 50-foot me!

Oh, l love that movie,

'cause it's all about me.

But right now it's Kronk's turn

to be in the limelight.

Let me put this as simply as l can.

This one's his movie.

Not my movie. His movie.

Not mine. His, not mine.

His. Not mine. You got it?

Even the little ones? OK.

l'll be back

to check on you later.

Have some popcorn,

a little sippy-sip of your sip stuff.

Places, please. Action!

Ordering!

Waffle platter, extra butter,

two honey-glazed pill bugs

and a chocolate sundae,

hold the cherry.

One diet plate. Got it.

Yeah, it was shaping up

to be another perfect day.

The orders were flying, the joint

was jumping, grease was popping...

...and everybody knew my name.

Kronk!

Oh, yeah, I was living the dream.

Hey, Kronk!

How about some grub?

- Pacha!

- Hey, Kronk!

Tipo. Chaca.

Put her there, Junior Chipmunks.

Nice handshake, Chippers!

- Mmm. Someone's been practicing.

- Oh! You're too kind.

Pacha, you forgot

your change yesterday.

Hey, thanks, Kronk!

Well, what's right is right.

Otherwise...

- lt'd be wrong!

- Right.

Boy, the place is packed.

Yeah. Never had this many friends

when l was an evil henchman.

And look at you now,

chef at Mudka's.

And head delivery boy!

Delivery Boy logo by permission

of Delivery Boy Local 867 5309.

- l get my one-year pin next week.

- That calls for a celebration!

A toast to Kronk!

May you be this happy

till the day you die!

Ah!

l've come to

deliver this urgent llamagram.

Llamagram. Thank you.

Everything OK, buddy?

Oh!

Are you kidding? lt's just your

run-of-the-mill urgent llamagram.

What am l gonna do?

What am l gonna do?

l know. l'll tunnel out of here with

a spoon, escape through the sewers

and live as a quiet but lonely

shepherdess named Maria.

That'll work.

We're out of spoons!

That's it. l'm done for.

Chin up, big guy.

l'm here for you.

You! This is all your fault! You...

You're the one who

got me into this mess!

lf you'd listened,

you could have had everything.

But no. You had to listen

to Miss Goody Two-Wings.

Mr. Goody Two-Wings.

Yeah, big talk

coming from a guy in a dress.

- l told you, it's a robe.

- And those are pearls.

Fellas! You're not helping.

Now where was l? Oh, yeah.

Doomed!

- What's with you?

- lt's my father.

He's... He's...

...coming for a visit.

"Can't wait to meet

your wife and kids and see

your big house on the hill.

Cordially,

your father, Papi." So?

So Papi said l have to have all those

things if l'm ever gonna be a success.

And l once had them,

but l lost them!

- So?

- l never told him that part.

Big whoop.

Tell him the truth.

What? Tell him the truth?

Are you nuts?

You don't let a guy like Papi down,

or you'll get one of these.

The Cold Shoulder,

the Frenzied Eyebrow,

the Grimace of Doom,

the Sneer of Despair,

the Crippling Wince of Guilt,

the Scowl of lmpending Wrath,

and worst of all,

the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.

Total rejection.

Right, right. Mm-hmm.

l remember it well. Too well.

You see, I was always...

...different growing up.

Squeak, squeaker, squeaken?

Papi didn't approve.

He said if I didn't get serious,

I'd never amount to anything.

But nothing I ever did

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Tony Leondis

Anthony "Tony" Leondis (born March 24, 1967) is an American voice actor and filmmaker who is most notable for being the director of The Emoji Movie, Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch, Igor, and the unreleased DreamWorks Animation feature film, B.O.O.: Bureau of Otherworldly Operations He was also a writer from Kronk's New Groove more…

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