The Emperor Waltz Page #5
- Year:
- 1948
- 106 min
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[Bell Rings, Crashes]
You rang, sir?
Does a black dog live here?
I beg your pardon?
A French poodle
about that size.
Tell her she has to see
a man about a dog.
Perhaps if you would clarify the
nature of your business, sir.
[Scheherazade Barking]
Hey, you!
What's the idea ofjust
running off after your dog
has bitten my dog?
of that thing, but human beings
we expect to act halfway human.
[Growling]
Take off your hat.
Look at that leg.
Bitten clear to the bone.
It bled all over my rented suit.
I doubt if my birds
care for the smell of your hat.
Fry your birds!
I'm talkin' about my dog.
Your dog ought to have a muzzle
and not a leather muzzle,
a steel one.
[Growling]
Don't let him upset you,
darling.
Look at that silly haircut.
Who trims her, the guy that
trims your hedges?
What is it that you want?
Damages for your mongrel, money
for cleaning your trousers?
I want
a saliva test made of her
and I want it now!
You want what?
A saliva test.
She may be mad.
That silly lookin' thing
may have the rabies!
I'll thank you
not to use such vile words
when you talk about her.
All right, hydrophobia, then.
Have you watched her
for symptoms?
Has she been
frothing at the mouth?
Does her bark sound croupy?
My dear man, if either of these
two dogs is mad, it's yours.
My veterinary
goes over Scheherazade
from snout to tail every week.
She's a dog of superb pedigree
and she gets superb care.
Oh, listen, any mutt
can have rabies.
For the last time, will you stop
referring to her as a mutt?
Have you ever heard
of blood lines? Hers
goes back to the 18th century.
Hmpf. His goes back to as far
as they've been havin' dogs.
Perhaps you've heard of one
of her ancestors, Papillion,
the poodle of Marie Antoinette.
They were both guillotined
in the French Revolution.
Smart move.
Her father belongs
to Czar Nicholas of Russia.
You don't say.
Her mother
to the Infanta of Spain.
His mother belongs to a milkman
in Springfield, Illinois.
And his father...
His father. Well,
You've got me there.
Her twin brothers
belong to a Cardinal
and live in the Vatican.
As for Scheherazade herself,
she has just become engaged...
to the dog of His Majesty,
Francis Joseph the First.
Yeah? Well, Buttons' brother
helps a kid named Stinky O'Hara
deliver newspapers...
honest living as a watchdog...
until she was hit
by the Baltimore and Ohio.
How really fascinating.
f your poodle
is so classy...
how come she doesn't know better
than to go around biting
a nice little dog?
If your animal is so clever,
it should know better
than to approach a dog...
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