The Double Page #4

Synopsis: Simon is a timid man, scratching out an isolated existence in an indifferent world. He is overlooked at work, scorned by his mother, and ignored by the woman of his dreams. He feels powerless to change any of these things. The arrival of a new co-worker, James, serves to upset the balance. James is both Simons exact physical double and his opposite - confident, charismatic and good with women. To Simons horror, James slowly starts taking over his life.
Director(s): Richard Ayoade
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  1 win & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
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Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
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Year:
2013
93 min
£520,447
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Is that why you keep saying things?

Maybe you should get your printer

fixed is what I'm saying.

- Are you touching my earlobe?

- Yes, I am.

Aren't you like a

million years old?

- Don't fight this.

- Harris, that's not appropriate.

Why won't you die?

We could really use

a bright young man like you.

Especially right now, with

the big push and all.

I'd like to introduce everyone

to our newest co-worker.

A bright young man who I'm

sure will be an asset.

He was the only one not fired in

the final cull at our sister office.

Even the cockroaches

didn't survive.

Well, I'll let you get

started, young hotshot.

Soon you'll have my job.

Everyone, please

welcome James Simon.

There's no need to be alarmed.

My cleaning lady's a diabetic.

We just need to jam a

cookie down his throat.

No, no, sir, I'm not diabetic.

- It's just a shock that...

- Don't worry, son.

We're not replacing you. I'm not one

of these holier-than-thou types.

Drugs can be healthy for a person.

Just leave it out of the office.

No, no, not drugs, sir. No, no.

Last night was a

mistake. And now...

Now... now this strange

man, I just...

No need for details.

It's happened to us all.

Have a drink of water

then get back to work.

Harris.

Harris, have you spoken

to the new employee?

- James? Yeah sure, I met him.

- And?

He seems all right.

But did you notice anything

strange about him?

- I mean, did he remind you of anyone?

- No.

- No one at the office?

- No.

Okay. Would...

Can I... could you...

Would... could I please just...

You can...

Thank you.

Yeah.

- Who did you have in mind?

- Me, for instance.

Oh yeah, suppose so.

You suppose so?

Yeah yeah, you look just like him.

- Yes, I do, don't I?

- Yeah, and you're not even Chinese.

- It's pretty f***ed up.

- Yes, it is that.

Now now why didn't you notice?

Well, no offense, mate, but...

You're pretty unnoticeable.

Bit of a non-person.

What'll it be?

What, do you want to go...?

Okay, no, sorry then.

I'll just have a...

Coke and a bagel.

- We're out of bagels.

- Oh.

Right, then, um...

Right. Then I'll just...

- Come on.

- Right, sorry, I just...

I'll just... I can just have

the coke then, I guess.

- A coke. And you?

- A coffee.

- A coffee.

- And scrambled eggs.

We don't serve breakfast

in the evening.

- Why not?

- Because it says so on the menu.

- Well, do you still have eggs here?

- Yeah.

- And do you have a frying pan?

- Yeah.

Then do me a favor and make

me some scrambled eggs.

- Fine. Anything else?

- Bacon.

- Bacon.

- And toast.

- And toast.

- And a beer.

And a beer. Anything else?

- No, that's it.

- Are you sure?

Just get me the damn food.

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Fyodor Dostoevsky

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky (English: ; Russian: Фёдор Михайлович Достоевский, tr. Fyódor Mikháylovich Dostoyévskiy, IPA: [ˈfʲɵdər mʲɪˈxajləvʲɪtɕ dəstɐˈjɛfskʲɪj] ( listen); 11 November 1821 – 9 February 1881), sometimes transliterated Dostoyevsky, was a Russian novelist, short story writer, essayist, journalist and philosopher. Dostoevsky's literary works explore human psychology in the troubled political, social, and spiritual atmospheres of 19th-century Russia, and engage with a variety of realistic philosophical and religious themes. He began writing in his 20s, and his first novel, Poor Folk, was published in 1846 when he was 25. His most acclaimed works include Crime and Punishment (1866), The Idiot (1869), Demons (1872) and The Brothers Karamazov (1880). Dostoevsky's oeuvre consists of 11 novels, three novellas, 17 short stories and numerous other works. Many literary critics rate him as one of the greatest psychologists in world literature. His 1864 novella Notes from Underground is considered to be one of the first works of existentialist literature. Born in Moscow in 1821, Dostoevsky was introduced to literature at an early age through fairy tales and legends, and through books by Russian and foreign authors. His mother died in 1837 when he was 15, and around the same time, he left school to enter the Nikolayev Military Engineering Institute. After graduating, he worked as an engineer and briefly enjoyed a lavish lifestyle, translating books to earn extra money. In the mid-1840s he wrote his first novel, Poor Folk, which gained him entry into St. Petersburg's literary circles. Arrested in 1849 for belonging to a literary group that discussed banned books critical of "Tsarist Russia", he was sentenced to death but the sentence was commuted at the last moment. He spent four years in a Siberian prison camp, followed by six years of compulsory military service in exile. In the following years, Dostoevsky worked as a journalist, publishing and editing several magazines of his own and later A Writer's Diary, a collection of his writings. He began to travel around western Europe and developed a gambling addiction, which led to financial hardship. For a time, he had to beg for money, but he eventually became one of the most widely read and highly regarded Russian writers. His books have been translated into more than 170 languages. Dostoevsky was influenced by a wide variety of philosophers and authors including Pushkin, Gogol, Augustine, Shakespeare, Dickens, Balzac, Lermontov, Hugo, Poe, Plato, Cervantes, Herzen, Kant, Belinsky, Hegel, Schiller, Solovyov, Bakunin, Sand, Hoffmann, and Mickiewicz. His writings were widely read both within and beyond his native Russia and influenced an equally great number of later writers including Russians like Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and Anton Chekhov as well as philosophers such as Friedrich Nietzsche and Jean-Paul Sartre. more…

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