The Dog Who Saved Christmas Page #5

A K-9?

The most highly-trained dogs and

the most intelligent dogs on the planet.

He's the ultimate watchdog,

and we have one.

(sighs)

What?

I don't know, George.

It just seems like an alarm

would be so much safer and easier.

All right, Belinda,

trust me, okay?

These K-9s are so highly trained,

they're practically self-sufficient.

And as far as security,

they are notorious for being

the most toughest,

the most masculine dogs around.

(clears throat)

What? What's everybody

staring at?

Real dogs wear bows.

And the Christmas lights

are twinkling

And the glistening snow

has fallen...

Come on, Mom, can we bring Zeussy

to Grandma's?

Zeus:
Yeah, bring me

to Granny's.

Come on, Zeus, off the bed.

Get off the bed. Off the bed.

I can't help it. This memory foam

does wonders for my hinds.

How many times do I have to tell

this dog?

Where is he going?

Zeus, cut it out.

That's disgusting, come on.

Zeus:
Give me a second.

I'm dying of thirst here.

Come on, Mom, please, can we?

Can we bring Zeussy to Grandma's?

Oh, I don't think so, honey.

- Please.

- It's boring at Grandma's.

All she has to drink

is flat diet soda.

And prune juice.

Okay, now be nice, kids.

Yeah, but why do we have to go there

every Christmas Eve?

Because it's tradition.

What's tradition?

It's something that you have to do

even though you may not want to.

And no one should be alone

on Christmas Eve.

Mom, what if Santa decides

not to come to our house

because he doesn't think

we'll be here?

Oh, sweetheart,

Santa knows everything.

So he knows that we'll be back

first thing Christmas morning.

Mom, how come the cat lady

doesn't have any Christmas lights?

L... honey, I've really got a headache.

This is a lot of questions, okay?

I don't know why the cat lady

doesn't have Christmas lights.

Yeah, well, Ricky Jamieson says

it's 'cause she's an old Scrooge.

Okay, well, you know,

you tell Ricky Jamieson

that in this house we don't judge

people that we do not know.

Does that mean that we

judge people that we do know?

Y...

no no no no.

We don't judge anyone.

Where is that dog?

Get away from there now.

I am not gonna tell you again.

- Are you listening to me?

- (Zeus burps)

Well, the stores were just

completely packed.

Yeah, see, that's why I don't go

to the stores anymore.

That's why I send you, honey.

Well, you're gonna love

what I got you.

Aww. I told you

I didn't want anything...

Zeus:
Ooh, gingerbread.

I love me some gingerbread.

Mom, look what Zeussy can do.

Ooh, that smells good.

George, come on.

He has to get down.

- Ooh, that's good.

- He's fine.

- Okay, I don't know what that was.

- Zeus:
Mm, delicious.

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