The Dentist Page #3

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Is there a problem?

Oh, well...

You don't have to see her.

There's nothing major indicated.

Why don't you rest for a while?

Hello.

Hello.

Who is this?

It's me.

- Alan?

- Yes.

- Your husband, Alan.

- I know who you are, silly.

Brooke...

I was just sitting here, trying to

remember our first practice.

Alan, you're not having

a moment, are you?

You know what you get like.

Take one pill.

I love you.

Is something the matter?

Alan, is everything okay?

I'm just running a little late.

That's all.

You'll have to meet me

at the office tonight.

Okay.

- Tonight then?

- Tonight.

- Our anniversary.

- Mhm.

All right. Buh-bye.

A**hole.

B*tch.

April?

Uh, the doctor is busy right now,

but, uh, he'll be able

to see you next time.

Well, I think Steve, my manager,

wanted to talk to him.

He thinks my mouth

needs a makeover.

It's the only part of me

he hasn't totally rebuilt.

Well, I'll make you

another appointment.

Well, Karen...

Who do we have here?

Uh... This is April Reign.

I'm sorry, doctor.

I thought you were busy.

All the time.

Decay is always busy,

so we're always busy.

How's the patient?

Oh, her teeth look fine, doctor.

Nothing that calls

for immediate attention.

Good, then we'll just

take a little look.

Well, all she needed

was a cleaning.

So I could be irresistible

with all the world at my feet.

There's a shadow here on number 31.

Right there on the X-ray.

Uh, yes, doctor. Um...

There is some abrasion

on the lingual at the gum line.

Tell Jessica I'll need

a filling tray.

Okay.

You have a cavity on

one of your lower right molars.

It isn't too serious, but we

really should take a look at it

before it gets any worse.

Will you have to drill?

They're your teeth.

You wouldn't want them

to fall out, would you?

Um, it's really not

bothering me at all.

Well, we'll give you

a little anesthetic.

- You won't feel anything at all.

- I have this thing about needles.

- Well, then, we'll give you a topical.

- Needles really freak me out.

Have you ever had nitrous oxide?

Right through the snapper.

Jesus. Here.

All right.

Doggie bursts through fence.

"Growl."

Assailant shoots doggie.

Bullet goes right through here.

I think he shot the doggie.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

You don't think this is

a robber, do you?

- He's never used a gun before.

- He's never had a dog attack him before.

To the lab.

Check out the neighbors.

Cop stuff, huh?

All right.

Is that comfortable?

Just keep breathing.

Nice, deep breaths.

You have an interesting name.

Steve wanted to

call me April Showers.

But I liked Reign, like a queen.

Not just, like, you know, rain.

Just keep breathing normally.

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