The Demented Page #2
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- 2013
- 92 min
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F***ing jackass,
I've got my laptop in there.
- What, is that your bag?
- Yeah.
- Dude, I thought that was Taylor's.
- No, man.
Something wrong with you, boy.
Now me and the lady...
me and the lady are gonna take
where we will make
sweet, passionate love.
Unless, of course, you guys... you know,
you want to switch it up a bit
and the dudes can take
this bedroom here
while me and the ladies
take the other one.
- What?
- Stop it.
- Is that bad?
- That's enough.
Baby. Wow.
Ladies, you want to go
check out the back yard?
- Sure.
- How is this not a j...? Look, baby,
oh, this is... only in pretend
would you and your friends
sleep with me in the same bed.
- Huh?
- Grow up.
- Yeah? Unless you want to.
- Bye.
Would you just think about it?
Oh, I love you too, baby,
light of my life.
Whoo! Oh!
Oh, my God.
Let's go. Let's go.
# She's far from an angel
and as far as I can tell #
# She'll take you to heaven
after dragging you through hell #
# She'll love you like a woman,
but she'll hate you like a man... #
What's up, baby boy?
# She's an iron horse rider
with hot red lips #
# Got a tattoo on her shoulder
crawling down to her hips... #
Highlands' pride, right here.
# Well, she's so tough... #
Oh, you're in so much trouble.
# It makes my knees
weak every time #
# When I see her strutting,
baby, please #
# I'm begging and I'm pleading #
# Lady, don't you stop #
# Doing what you do to me #
# Tied and twisted in a knot #
# I know you're just a woman #
# I'm losing my cool,
and that's what makes me pop #
Whoop, whoop!
# I see you standing there at the bar
without your friends #
# Just waiting on the wrecking ball
to swing on in... #
Right, I'm going to run inside
and grab some beers.
- Does anyone want one?
- Yeah, I'll take one.
Hey.
Yeah. I'll take two.
- Growing boy, need my vitamins.
- I'm out.
- And grab one for Naomi.
- Thank you.
Yeah, five bucks says
he can't carry that many beers.
Yes, he can.
- He can.
So what do you guys say...
tomorrow we go to the lake,
take out the Jet Skis?
Jet Skis? Really?
Champions right here.
- Oh, okay.
- Baby, you tell them.
- We'll have competition over here.
- Competition.
I really don't know
how you can be better at Jet Skis.
Um, f***.
Um...
Newbuck residence.
This is Mr. Newbuck.
Get Howard.
Are you all right, Mr. Newbuck?
There's been a rogue
terrorist attack on the Gulf Coast.
Jesus. Oh.
Uh, uh, hey, guys!
Come in here for a second.
You couldn't carry
that many beers?
Howard?
Howard, are you there?
Yeah, Pop.
What's going on?
Howard, I'm still in New York.
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