The Craft Page #3

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she's got a mammoth head.

Really?

Yeah. She looks like a St. Bernard.

I haven't noticed her.

I hate that big head thing.

'Course it's better

than that shrunken-head thing.

Little, tiny-- Makes you want

to hang it from a rearview mirror.

What is your obsession

with heads?

I was just noticing

how great yours is.

- You like my head?

- Yeah. It's a good head.

- It's a good head?

- It's good.

It looks good for kissing.

Can I?

All right,

we'll see you later, bro.

Nice meeting you, Sarah.

Yeah. Bye.

See you.

Come on. Let's go to my house.

Nobody's there.

I don't want to go.

I can't.

I gotta go home.

All right.

Are you mad?

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

So, hot stuff, how'd it go?

- How'd what go?

- Your date with Chris.

What are you talking about?

Chris already told everybody.

He told everybody what?

That you guys did it.

But we didn't do it.

Maybe he was just trying

to save face then...

because...

he's going around

the whole school saying that...

you're the lousiest lay

he's ever had.

And coming from him...

that's pretty bad.

- No, he didn't.

- He did.

He said the same thing

about Nancy.

Told you he was a jerk.

Can I talk to you for a second?

I'm sorry.

Chris is really busy.

Maybe we could set something up for--

nice jacket-- later in the week.

What do you think?

Why'd you lie about me?

Look, I don't want to go out

with you again.

Okay?

Please stop begging.

It's pathetic.

F*** you.

Nah.

But I will.

She's gonna cry,

and then I'm gonna cry.

We're all gonna cry.

Someone just doesn't want

to go in the pool.

- Come on.

- This is a joke.

I can't even believe this.

Oh, wait. Here she goes.

Shark!

- Brilliant. Superb.

- Very good. It was great.

Oh, God, look.

There is a pubic hair in my brush.

Oh, no, wait. Wait.

That's just one of Rochelle's

little nappy hairs.

Why are you

doing this to me, Laura?

Do you think you're funny?

You really want to know why?

Yes, I really want to know why.

Because I don't like Negroids.

Sorry.

I've told you this before,

but I want to be really clear.

This is a very

experimental procedure...

and we can't make any warranties

regarding results or side effects.

I can tell you unofficially

that there's little to no risk.

With this form of gene therapy,

it's relatively noninvasive.

It can be somewhat painful,

but noninvasive.

Okay. Try to stay relaxed.

I'm moving the armature

over you now.

And you'll feel a little sting

when the needle penetrates.

And then more

when the needle moves.

I'll try and keep it

as brief as possible.

Hold very still,

but keep breathing.

Okay?

Good. Keep your body relaxed.

Just a little more, Bonnie.

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